breach the hull

to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.

"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)

by sean February 07, 2005

Hydro

Bugspray in a bong!

Gimmy some hydro.

by Sean March 22, 2004

Scuba Fuck

When you fuck a person that has crabs in the water.

"Last night you scuba fucked a girl."

by sean March 21, 2003

Yolie

To laugh in someones face.

Dave: DAMN IT! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS!
Bob: YOLIE!

by Sean March 22, 2003

lightpost

A post that holds a light.

The lightpost assaulted me in the streets!

by Sean October 29, 2003

admiral nelson

a knock off of captain morgan

i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones

by sean January 13, 2005

wanksta

A wannabe gangsta

Look at that iced out wanksta

by Sean May 01, 2003