breach the hull

to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.
"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)
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pissfunny

That guy tom he thinks he is pissfunny
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wetness

Another name for a female's vagina or pussy.
Man, that sex was whacked--when my length entered her wetness--wooee!
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Swampy

An inhabitant of the Isle of Sheppey (see www.sheppeyscum.com) who has been both born and raised there. Distinctive accent is cross between estuary English and yokel, although all sentences contain f word.
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Poseta

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Brown Flakes

The flakes of faeces that crumble off whilst picking the dried bits around your Corn Hole. Normally from not wiping after going to the toilet.
Hey James, I couldnt be bothered to wipe last night, now i have Brown Flakes.
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rosy

2c-t-2, or Chemically 2C-T-2 is 4-ethylthio-2,5-dimethoxyphenethylamine, with the formula C12H19O2NS. A psychedelic empathogin related to mescaline and MDMA (e)
Man, where can I score some rosy?
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