sean's definitions

porche

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

by sean February 27, 2005

Money

Word used to describe someone who is attractive.

That chick is money.
Money to your left.
You're so money and you don't even know it.

by Sean March 14, 2005

pro

a hoe thats good at it and i mean evry thing you can think of

she a pro at giving neck

by sean November 8, 2004

pnats

a kind of bug that is anoying

get thease freakin nats away from me

by sean August 21, 2004

designated driver

the one in the group who must drink the least for the night

Tron was the designated driver because he only had 4 shots of tequila.

by sean January 9, 2005

toss the onions

Female masturbation.

"Chicks can toss the onions anywhere."
"A girl in my keyboarding class supposedly tossed the onions last year in class."
"Hot girls don't need to toss their own onions in class. They get chase to do it."

by Sean May 9, 2004

ks

short for "que es?" in spanish.
it originates from a '90s/00's spanish television network called Telemundo.

it was basically a spanish seasame street. in one skit, a giant monster would show a common item such as a glass of milk and then ask the contestants, "que es?"

this became so gay after repeated viewings that it has been abbreviated to a more phonetic english spelling of simply, 'KS'.

when someone says something really stupid or ask a totally befuddling question, it would be appropriate for a response of a long drawn out, "K......S?"

Mike: Can you please pass me that from him. It's right over there by that thing. I want to take this and place it on top of that.
Sean: KS?

by Sean May 8, 2003