sean's definitions

biff

really cheap nasty clothes.like one of those shirts with chinese symbols on it.

" your clothes are so biff what are you doing you bif-tech"

by sean January 30, 2005

cock gobbler

a person who loves the cock

That guy is such a cock gobbler

by sean September 28, 2003

adidas

A D I D A S
At dinner i did a shit...
then backwards
soon after desert i did another.
(could be used in chatrooms)

Me: lol... adidas... nike all the way ;D
some1: OMG U DISGUISTIN BAST0RD.
me: WdFux0r J00 oN 4b0uT?!

by SEAN March 15, 2004

moneyshot

1. to embarass someone publicly

2. to have sex, then pull out and give the man juice via face

I was walking on the street and i saw this hot bitch so i proceeded to give her a moneyshot.

I woke up early so i had enough time to give one of my many bitches a slimy money shot (via face)


good good

by Sean September 28, 2004

Sloppy Grandma

n. someone who always has to run to the restroom; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.

Sloppy G's are gross...i should know

by sean July 15, 2001

Toombs/T-rod

The biggest hardass in the universe as we know it.

"That Brian Earl Spilner is a hardass," the Captain proclaimed. "Yeah, but did Brian Earl Spilner lick broken glass up off T-ram's floor, and eat an entire wheel of cheese after dominating the gallon challenge?" Chuck replied. "Well, no." Captain said. "Plus he can turn a 4/4/4 double play, get 98's on diff eq. exams when Sean gets 75's, AND get hired in the blocker labs!" Chuck added. The Captain concluded, "You're so right, Toombs really is a total hardass."

by Sean April 14, 2005

pefnar

1)noun
2)P.E.F.N.A.R Penis Erection For No Apparent Reason
3)When out of nowhere, in unsuspecting situations, the penis suddenly becomes erect, causing great embarassment if not dealt with immediately

"I was sitting in church, next to my grandparents, and i totally got a pefnar!"

by sean September 28, 2003