Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

by Sean March 28, 2004

Rimjob

To eat ass

My boyfriend was hungry, so I served up some ass. He called it Rimly Goodness.
Heelllll YYYeeeaaaahhh.

by Sean June 19, 2003

butt monkey

Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.

Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards

by sean March 31, 2003

The Matrix

A reference to a matrix, that is, a series of rows and columns that form a 2-dimensional shape.

The matrix is superb!

by Sean October 30, 2003

Drunk

Drunk,to consume a lot of alcohol, or to have alcoholism.
brashedbombedbunked out,cocked,crapped,drunk,dinged,defribulated,fucked,fanned,gooned,hammered,intoxicated,jocked,jimmied,loonied,munched,raped,rapped,slammed,sloshed,

I got totally (insert word here) at the party last night!:D!

by Sean September 20, 2004

Weeg

Derogative word for describing Norwegians.

Go back to Norway you stupid Weeg!

by Sean March 18, 2004

douche bag

The title that inferior males receive when having an extremely hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful or attractive girlfriend or wife.

Wow, that hot chick is surrounded by complete douche bags. How did they get a girl like that with those gay clothes they are wearing and that gay hair cut?

by Sean February 09, 2005