sean's definitions

God

A surpeme, almighty deity whom you can laugh at all you want right now. But when you die and go to Hell, you're gonna feel pretty fucking stupid.

Dude, God can go fuck himself in the ass!
30 years later
Oh God! Please don't let me die! I don't wanna go to hell!
GOD: YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FUCK!?

by Sean August 26, 2004

unhealing slash

a vagina

Jenn is so hot, I want to stick it in her unhealing slash

by sean November 19, 2003

George Bush

A FAGGOT ASS BITCH WHO NEEDZ 2 DIE N SUCK A DICK AT THE SAME TIME AS MATTER OF FACE HIM AND HIS SON SHOULD DIE WHILE 69ing EACH OTHER N THEY CHOAK ON EACH OTHERS DICK N CHOAK TO DEATH N COLIN POWEL WILL BE PRESIDENT!!! YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

george w. bush died sucking hiz daddyz dick

by Sean November 24, 2004

basketball

another sport invented by the white man that continually makes the white man look bad

that white boy looks terrible on the court

by sean January 13, 2005

Kraigy

Very rare breed of human. Often confused with an albino. Known to love sound and likes sex like rabbits do.

Oh my God, that guy's a Kraigy.

by Sean July 24, 2003

Umpa Lumpa

n. short, fat girls who wear too much make-up and/or dark, dark orange sunless tanner

Im totally into UL's.

by sean July 15, 2001

fridge owl

An owl that lives in the refridgerator. It will eat your food and drink your milk.

Dang, hon, we've got a fridge owl in the fridge! I thought this was supposed to be an "owl free fridge"!

by sean September 21, 2003