seamonkey's definitions

fwot

Anachronism for "fucking waste of time". Can be applied to anyone, anything, anywhere, anytime

"Let's get out of this club, it's fwot"

"He didn't call me back. Fwot"

by seamonkey May 8, 2014

alomogordo

City in southern New Mexico. The place the first atomic bomb should have been dropped on... But they missed by about a 100 miles. Hopefully the wind brought some fallout though. Home to Holloman Air Force Base, angry right wing nuts, and not much else.

Things to do in Alamogordo:
Walmart
Mcdonalds (inside Walmart)
...

by Seamonkey September 8, 2005

HklPro

Any loser who's favorite movie sucks (like Dude Where's My Car?) Someone who gets word watching American Psycho.

I just saw that HklPro show some word to his luva "the Virus"

by SeaMonkey March 30, 2003

Trump

A style of speech or behaviour that leaves the audience confused and horrified by the lack of accuracy and intelligence of the person responsible. Often including insults, cruelty and generally stupid information or actions.

Ryan's comment about all blondes being dumb was trump.

by seamonkey March 18, 2016

West Elm Caleb

A man who puts in minimal effort yet still manages to date all of New York City. Defeated by seamoss girlies January 17, 2022

Mike is such a west elm Caleb, he ghosts every girl he goes out with.

by seamonkey January 19, 2022