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Alamogordo High School 

A crappy school in New Mexico with more stoners than you'd believe. Lots of thots and lots of teachers who don't care about there job and are probably depressed. School is super ghetto and tacky, principal used to be creepy and looked like papa Smurf. Lots of fights, most of them are lame. Overall just a crappy place to be stuck in.
"I hate my life, I have to go to Alamogordo High School"

Alamogordo 

A small city in New Mexico with few hangouts for teenagers which include: Wal-Mart,the Mall(really a hall),Sonic, Denny's and more recently, Plateau Expresso. Recently had a flood after years of drought because some political genius decided that he would fill in the arroyos. Full of posers and full of old people. Next to Holloman Air Force Base and White Sands which is where the atomic bomb was first tested at in 1945,
which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.
If you end up in Alamogordo, you will probably never get out.
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)
Alamogordo by LaiRaye January 12, 2007

Alamogordo 

A small city in southern New Mexico known for its proximity to the site of the first atomic explosion. Possibly due to the extreme radiation levels, Alamogordo is filled with rednecks, bible-thumpers and priss-mouthed old grundies who're more interested in controlling each others' sex lives than getting on with living. Alamogordo may possibly have the highest percentage of pedophiles and John Birch Society members in the USA.
I was thinking of killing myself but decided to move to Alamogordo instead.
Alamogordo by Upton O'Goode March 11, 2011

Alamogordo 

Alamogordo, what else do I have to say about this fucking place? This is where dreams go to die, to put it simply. If you are a military brat of a young enlisted parent, you’ve still got some kind of shot at getting out. But if you grew up here, or if your parent is retiring, I’m sorry, you might as well become a teacher, or a fast food worker. All in the same.

Remember when you wanted to be great, and said it like you meant it? Remember when you wanted to to actually do things when you were growing up? Me neither, it’s a really long time since I didn’t feel like collapsing, and wishing I never moved here.

Not going to lie, the people you meet here are some the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. Parts of them will remind you of how you were before moving here. But they’ll all get on your nerves once you grow old with them. Time stays still whenever you’re in Alamogordo.
I’m sorry to whoever lives in Alamogordo.
Alamogordo by candid reverie November 20, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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