A comedy channel that used to be the best on basic cable. But now it's going down the toilet because of unfunny annoying shows like Crank Yankers and Wanda Sykes, too many re-runs, and because some of the best shows are being cancelled and replaced with cheap trash.
by scuba steve January 10, 2005

dude 1: You can't take this boat through a hurricane! We'll sink!
dude 2: Bah.
dude 1: This ship is too big to be going this fast! There's icebergs out there!
dude 2: Bah.
dude 2: Bah.
dude 1: This ship is too big to be going this fast! There's icebergs out there!
dude 2: Bah.
by scuba steve January 27, 2005

the oldest company in the world. not just the oldest cymbal company, but the oldest company period. est. 1623
by scuba steve November 14, 2004

by scuba steve January 21, 2005

1. what happens when "person A" listens to an unpopular band to set themselves apart from the crowd, then that band becomes popular and all the people that "person A" hates (usually from school) enjoy that band too. because of this "person A" will get angry at their band and say they are sell outs.
2. when "person A" goes to the grocery store looking for an item and it is not in stock.
2. when "person A" goes to the grocery store looking for an item and it is not in stock.
1. oh man, green day/blink 182/system of a down/the used/slipknot/mudvayne/john mayer have totally sold out because all the populoids (popular kids) have started to listen to them!
2. oh man the grocery store has sold out of apples, where will i go find some now?
2. oh man the grocery store has sold out of apples, where will i go find some now?
by scuba steve November 14, 2004

A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.
by Scuba Steve October 30, 2003

Jim got buff so the pool would hire him as a lifeguard. Now Jim gets paid $8.50 for sitting under an umbrella.
by scuba steve January 09, 2005
