Buff

Having a filled out physique with more emphasis placed on muscle mass than definition; swoll.

Jim got buff so the pool would hire him as a lifeguard. Now Jim gets paid $8.50 for sitting under an umbrella.

by scuba steve January 09, 2005

nut punter

The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air.

I punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. It was sweet.

by Scuba Steve January 22, 2005

lars ulrich

Drummer for the largest metal band ever, Metallica. Takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. Also gets shit on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that Lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the hell he's doing anyways. He probably doesnt care anyways. He is making truckloads of money playing for Metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. Does life get any better? I submit that it does not!

-Who plays drums for Metallica?
-Why, Lars Ulrich plays the drums for Metallica.
-Ah, Thank You

by scuba steve November 07, 2004

cappin

'capping' or killing.

i'm out cappin some bitches that owe me money!

by scuba steve December 23, 2004

running faggot

A song about a great folk hero.

"Running Faggot, running free, see the faggot, he fed a puppy, Running Faggot, running free!"

by Scuba Steve January 15, 2005

noab

extremely bored to the fifth power

I am so noab im going to freak out.

by scuba steve March 23, 2004

Bottle Rocket

To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.

"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"

by Scuba Steve November 25, 2003