scotty's definitions

charva

a common occurance in england a "charva"can be found loitering around street corners, bus stops shops, wasteland, basically anywhere. ALL charvers wear luminous colours best shown off in the form of a berghaus or sprayway survival and ski jackets, they have alot of sports gear,from decent brands such as nike and adidas to lower budget goods such as kappa(not so popular now and le coq sportif. latest addition to urban "charva" wear are the daft looking and highly priced rockport series of footwear (and also jackets)costing up to £160, just to wreck with hot rocks from the many lambert and butlers. sovereign rings and O.T.T amounts of GOLD jewellry also found on the necks and fingers of charvs.

just look around any british town or city, this new breed are expanding in a big way! watch out bolly weaver like hew!

by scotty February 16, 2003

minging

Smelly.
This has been used in the North East of Scotland for decades

Onions are minging!

by Scotty April 30, 2003

tapdatassable

adj- describes a sexy slut

"There's this girl I know, and boy is she tapdatassable!"

by Scotty July 16, 2006

piersma

the hottest/bustiest/fuckin coolest librarian in the god damn universe and we love you

dude when piersma put her hair down was it wrong of me to want to pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.

by scotty May 19, 2004

viiraxe

A liar.

Stop by #version2 and show him your disapproval.

Viiraxe: "regestry is the new english dictionary version of registry."

by scoTTy July 8, 2004

beastial necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

by Scotty February 16, 2004

CFM

"noun"

place where people party, listen to music, hang out and post.

cfm has a chat room where u can chat and hang out.

" i am on cfm all night"

"cfm music kicks ass!"

by scotty April 2, 2005