chork

A cross between chicken and pork. usually unidentifiable as to whether pork or chicken is the dominant meat in a particular piece of chork.

Chork is usually served on tuesdays with the cheapass fajitas, when the lunch ladies are to lazy to fix us a proper meal.

by Scott Anderson December 29, 2003

Crock Potting

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.

I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.

by Scott Anderson June 03, 2019

Bastantalope

1.) Cantelope without a father.
2.) Antelope without a father

1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.

by scott anderson January 05, 2004

Wenis

Elbow skin

Sam works hard and is constantly scraping his elbows. Sam has some very scared wenises.

by scott anderson January 07, 2004

bastoconut

A coconut without a father

Dave was a fake coconut therefore he is a bastoconut

by scott anderson January 07, 2004

Swanker

A person with warty genitallion

Dave has anal warts therefore he is a swanker.

by scott anderson January 07, 2004

Fablaba

The condition of having a crusty wenis.

if you dont kno what a wenis is look it up.

by scott anderson January 07, 2004