scott's definitions

klunk hat

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.

Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.

by Scott March 5, 2005

hoobla

an action word, which you may use in surprise, exclamation or as a type of battle cry!

Surprise: BOO! AHHH HOOBLA, Exclamation: We've won hooray!!! HHOOOOOOOBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAA, battle cry: YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR FREEDOM!! HOOOOOOOBBBBLLLLLAAAAA (gggrrrr)

by Scott June 25, 2004

neveruary

A period of time that doesn't exist. When speaking in the future, it means something will never happen. When speaking in the past, it means "a long, long time ago."

From season 3 of Making The Band:
P. Diddy: "When's the last time you saw Dylan?"
Chopper: "Neveruary."

by Scott August 3, 2004

wang fu

Noun - the martial art in which one uses a wang-like object as a weapon; the art or method of "crashing" a web server by large quantity of valid HTTP requests from a large number of people.

by Scott July 8, 2003

Testicability

of or being able to have testicles.

I love my testicability

by Scott December 16, 2003

kublowed

An act of extreme cheapness. A person who looks for a bargain than tries to bargain. Quantity dominates quality. A lifestyle of never paying asking price. When eating with a group the bill is never split, it is divided.

Yo, today at the car wash the bitch stamped my free car wash card twice, kublowed.
At a bar, bartender asks what can I get you, you respond with what's your cheapest beer, kublowed.

I kublowed the club I went to tonight cause I saved my bracelet from last weekend

by Scott May 27, 2014

dot com

Dot Com was used in examples of describing URL's in the 80's instead of period com. Created as a short cut vs saying 3 sylobal word. (Period)

Go to web page Yahoo dot com.

by Scott February 7, 2005