scott's definitions

what about a little hey-hey

An expressive phrase which means: to have a small penis.

All the girls laughed at Gordon, exclaiming, "what a little hey hey". Gord has grown to accept his place in society.

by Scott February 28, 2004

puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once

After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood

by scott May 11, 2004

free

Any unsupervised and un-tethered object left in plain view.

Oh look, another free road cone!

by Scott February 9, 2004

scottstown

ScottsTown is cool, it means cool. It is where the cool people come and hang out. Scottstown.tk, also may mean scott

I went to scottstown.tk looked at the forum.

by scott December 20, 2004

shaftian

A horrible used car sales man.

Don't look now Martha but here comes the shaftian to push this piece of shit car on us.

by Scott May 17, 2004

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004