scodder's definitions

spawntaneous

Being spawntaneous means being ready to spawn (have sex) at any time.

After they'd had sex on the ferris wheel, Ricky looked at Betty through dewy love-filled eyes, and burbled, "I wuv you! You're so spawntaneous!"

In response, Betty began stroking his manhood for another go-round.

by scodder May 1, 2010

roadkill sandwich

A roadkill sandwich is lettuce, mayo, Wonder Bread and roadkill of your choice.

It's surprisingly delicious.

After running over the rotting possum, Uncle Frank made a luscious roadkill sandwich.

by scodder April 5, 2010

masturfellation

Masturfellation means whacking someone off while giving them head.

Alonso: How was your date with Sofia?

Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.

Alonso: Atta boy!

by scodder November 9, 2012

masterful bation

Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.

When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.

They were wed soon after.

by scodder May 9, 2010

brown avalanche

A brown avalanche is the fecal equivalent of a golden shower.

Hank gave Cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.

She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.

by scodder June 4, 2010

can I french your basenji

"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.

" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.

"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."

"Oh, and he bites."

by scodder June 14, 2010

roast basset

Roast basset is what happens to basset hounds who misbehave.

"This roast basset is delicious," said Mrs. Pevensey, "was he very naughty?"

"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"

"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."

by scodder June 11, 2010