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A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.
Often results in great riches and fame.
Often results in great riches and fame.
Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?
Ted: Yeah...
Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.
Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!
Ted: Yeah...
Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.
Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!
by scodder February 7, 2014
Get the grandmaster of bation mug.Bob: Why is there white goo all over everything, including the cat?
Ned: Thruster bunny.
Bob: When I catch that insane rodent I'm going to cut him into jerky!
Ned: Thruster bunny.
Bob: When I catch that insane rodent I'm going to cut him into jerky!
by scodder February 15, 2014
Get the thruster bunny mug.While giving your gal some hot butt action, dip your forefinger into a jar of nacho cheese, paint a curlicued Mexican mustache on her upper lip, and yell, "Ole!"
That's a dirty sancheese.
Very classy.
That's a dirty sancheese.
Very classy.
Ben gave Amanda a dirty sancheese last weekend.
I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
by scodder March 3, 2014
Get the dirty sancheese mug.When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.
Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
by scodder September 28, 2012
Get the duck jizz mug.Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?
Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.
Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.
by scodder September 29, 2012
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Get the sperm teddy mug.Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.
Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.
Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!
Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!
by scodder October 9, 2012
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