sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 29, 2012

bastur mate

A bastur mate is some to share whacking it with.

Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?

Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.

by scodder September 29, 2012

smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.

I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!

by scodder March 22, 2010

thruster bunny

A thruster bunny is a sexually crazed rabbit who humps everything.

Bob: Why is there white goo all over everything, including the cat?

Ned: Thruster bunny.

Bob: When I catch that insane rodent I'm going to cut him into jerky!

by scodder February 15, 2014

rejaculation

Rejaculation is where you want to blow your wad, but can't, so you keep trying until you do.

"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."

"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.

by scodder July 06, 2010

sevenskin

A foreskin so long you can fill it with air and make balloon animals.

Fred's sevenskin was so long he had to tuck it into the top of his sock so he could walk without tripping over it.

by scodder April 07, 2010

homo fart

A homo fart is a guy blowing off a semen-filled fart.

"Did you just blow a homo fart?" asked Nathan.

"Er... of course not," stammered Luigi.

"I can smell the jizz, dude," said Nathan.

Luigi turned bright red and ran away.

by scodder June 16, 2010