Definitions by scodder

fuckabilly 

A fuckabilly is a hillbilly who has lots of sex, usually with relatives.

Festus was in a four-way with his uncle, his sister, and his grandma.

"You're such a fuckabilly!" said his sister, sucking his monstrous willy.

fuckabilly by scodder May 28, 2010

ham job 

A ham job means whacking off a pig.

"Mr. Porky" came running when the ham job bell rang.

Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.

ham job by scodder May 26, 2010

Gob Less America 

"Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.

It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.

Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.

Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.

Gob Less America by scodder May 25, 2010

hog masturbator 

A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").

A most unfortunate habit.

Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.

He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.

hog masturbator by scodder May 24, 2010

spooge meister 

A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".

A total babe magnet.

When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.

spooge meister by scodder May 23, 2010

nineskin

A nineskin is a foreskin so gigantic you can fill it with hydrogen and fly around.

When Mr. Tiddles and his "balloon" landed in Europe, they confiscated his nineskin as an unauthorized meat import.

He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.

nineskin by scodder May 22, 2010

pinch hitter

A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.

Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.

pinch hitter by scodder May 22, 2010