sassyjax01's definitions

Baptised Butthole

When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.

Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.

by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013

Retaliation Penetration

Another word for "Hate Fucking" a person. When you dislike someone so much or are mad at them you bang them as hard as you can; taking out all your anger and frustration on them then kick them out of bed and make them go home once your done having your way with them.

Andrea is such a dirty skank, she went behind my back and tried screwing my best friend Jake. So tonight I plan on getting a little "Retaliation Penetration" done on her ass then breaking up with her!

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011

Biscuit Banger

The definition is a cuter way of calling a guy Gay or calling him an Ass Banger, it's less hurtful. (Soft Bread like Ass tissue which is known as the "Biscuit", and Banger referring to a Homosexual Male who likes to tickle turds)

Ray likes to wear pink shirts, spikes his hair, drinks fruity cocktails, slaps guys on the ass, sings karaoke at the Gay Bars, and has never have a girlfriend. That is why I think he's a Biscuit Banger.

by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

Biscuit Snatcher

One who goes out looking for a piece of ass but usually comes home with nothing because they have a much better looking friend who steals the woman they wanted to bang.

Todd is such a Biscuit Snatcher I can't stand it. Every time we go to the bar and I want to hook up with a hot chick he cock blocks me and takes her home. What a dick.

by SassyJax01 September 28, 2011

White Trash Rich

When people have no $ to pay their bills, don't work or if they do it's a part time cash job, and they live on welfare getting free food stamps, health care, housing assistance, free child care, but have expensive things like the newest smart phone or newest clothing. They usually have several kids. They somehow make it seem to everyone else that they are rich and have the best life ever.

They always have the $ for new toys such as vehicles, 4wheelers, dirt bikes, etc. They max out a dozen credit cards but have $ to go on vacation, get their hair done, nails done, get new clothes all the time, $ for cigarettes, go out on the weekends, and brag about people being jealous of them.

This word could also be applied to the feeling that people on welfare get during tax time. Because usually they have several kids so they get thousands and thousands of dollars back from Taxes, and then either blow it all like they won the lottery or they live off of it for the rest of the year.

They sure are “White Trash Rich” because I heard their other car got repoed again and their house is getting taken away, but they just bought another SUV and are taking a vacation. Must be nice to live on welfare, not pay your bills, and not have a job. Then I could afford to do those things too.

by SassyJax01 May 8, 2012

Wizzle Drizzle

When a male has an excesive amount of pee left over on his weiner it soaks through his underwear or through his pants.

HA did you see Kevin's pants? He was pissing outside and I ran up behind him and scared him. He zipped up his pants so fast he didn't have time to shake so now he's got a huge Wizzle Drizzle spot on his jeans!

by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010

Festi Testi

A mans ball sack or penis that is decorated with jewelry from piercings that make it look rather Festive.

Types of male piercings: Ampallang, Apadravya, Cleopatra, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche, Hafada, Prince Albert, & Trans-Scrotal Piercing.

At the gay bar the new way to ask another male if he is pierced down there is to ask if they have a "Festi Testi".

by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012