Definitions by sassyjax01
Sausage Slob
A Sausage Slob is a dirty girl who goes through more Wiener between her legs then the production line at Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs.
Look at that slutty butt over there, she's hit on every guy in this bar looking for a piece of ass while her husbands out of town. She's already screwed half the county. What a Sausage Slob!
Sausage Slob by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
Cheddar Biscuits
Another word I made up to describe Green Bay Packer Fans, the Green Bay Packer Players butts, or anyone living in Wisconsin. (Were already known as Cheese Heads but Cheddar Biscuits sounds better)
1) It's so neat going to Lambeau Field on a Packer game day and seeing all the "Cheddar Biscuits" tailgating in the parking lot.
2) I love looking at Aaron Rodgers "Cheddar Biscuits" on TV during the Green Bay Packer Games.
3) Them Cheddar Biscuits up in WI are all crazy Packer fans
2) I love looking at Aaron Rodgers "Cheddar Biscuits" on TV during the Green Bay Packer Games.
3) Them Cheddar Biscuits up in WI are all crazy Packer fans
Cheddar Biscuits by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
Dusty Nuts
Another word for "old balls". Nickname for old dirty men that hit on much younger women and leave onlookers disgusted. Or a good name for any older man in general
Sharon is getting hit on by old "Dusty Nuts" over there at the bar. He probably popped a Viagra before he came out tonight looking for a much younger piece of tail to stimulate his shriveled up pickle. Woof!
Dusty Nuts by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
Retaliation Penetration
Another word for "Hate Fucking" a person. When you dislike someone so much or are mad at them you bang them as hard as you can; taking out all your anger and frustration on them then kick them out of bed and make them go home once your done having your way with them.
Andrea is such a dirty skank, she went behind my back and tried screwing my best friend Jake. So tonight I plan on getting a little "Retaliation Penetration" done on her ass then breaking up with her!
Retaliation Penetration by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
Biscuit Banger
The definition is a cuter way of calling a guy Gay or calling him an Ass Banger, it's less hurtful. (Soft Bread like Ass tissue which is known as the "Biscuit", and Banger referring to a Homosexual Male who likes to tickle turds)
Ray likes to wear pink shirts, spikes his hair, drinks fruity cocktails, slaps guys on the ass, sings karaoke at the Gay Bars, and has never have a girlfriend. That is why I think he's a Biscuit Banger.
Biscuit Banger by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
Cougar Cooter
Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
Cougar Cooter by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
Cooter Muffin
My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.
Cooter Muffin by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011