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When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.
Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.
by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013
Get the Baptised Butthole mug.Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
Get the Cougar Cooter mug.1) A unusually large women who gets drunk and hits on every guy in the bar hoping that by the end of the night they will be wasted enough to take her huge amazon ass home. She is usually built tall, very wide and thick skinned, thus making her look like an army tank while being skanky at the same time.
2) Or could be defined as a vehicle that "Grenades" ride in. (Ugly fat chicks usually hang out in groups and would ride together in a Skank Tank while hunting their prey by bar hoping)
2) Or could be defined as a vehicle that "Grenades" ride in. (Ugly fat chicks usually hang out in groups and would ride together in a Skank Tank while hunting their prey by bar hoping)
Ex: 1) Holy shit look at the Skank Tank working her magic on the drunk guy at the end of the bar. If he dies from suffacation we'll know why!
Ex: 2) Pretty sure that Skank Tank SUV them fatties are driving is going to bottom out. The tires are rubbing on the fenders as they pull in to the next bar to look for drunk dudes to roll them in flour.
Ex: 2) Pretty sure that Skank Tank SUV them fatties are driving is going to bottom out. The tires are rubbing on the fenders as they pull in to the next bar to look for drunk dudes to roll them in flour.
by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010
Get the Skank Tank mug.When 2 girls punch or slap eachother in the crotch. Then saying "Tag your it." Just like the male version called Bag Tag.
Did you just see Heidi and Megan Box Tag each other? Woof, I wouldn't touch either one of them dirty skanks, your hand might rot and fall off!
by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010
Get the Box Tag mug.Another word for "old balls". Nickname for old dirty men that hit on much younger women and leave onlookers disgusted. Or a good name for any older man in general
Sharon is getting hit on by old "Dusty Nuts" over there at the bar. He probably popped a Viagra before he came out tonight looking for a much younger piece of tail to stimulate his shriveled up pickle. Woof!
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
Get the Dusty Nuts mug.A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.
Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"
by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012
Get the Tator Tits mug.A Sausage Slob is a dirty girl who goes through more Wiener between her legs then the production line at Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs.
Look at that slutty butt over there, she's hit on every guy in this bar looking for a piece of ass while her husbands out of town. She's already screwed half the county. What a Sausage Slob!
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
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