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Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
Get the Vag Badge mug.A mans ball sack or penis that is decorated with jewelry from piercings that make it look rather Festive.
Types of male piercings: Ampallang, Apadravya, Cleopatra, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche, Hafada, Prince Albert, & Trans-Scrotal Piercing.
Types of male piercings: Ampallang, Apadravya, Cleopatra, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche, Hafada, Prince Albert, & Trans-Scrotal Piercing.
At the gay bar the new way to ask another male if he is pierced down there is to ask if they have a "Festi Testi".
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
Get the Festi Testi mug.A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.
Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"
by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012
Get the Tator Tits mug.When people have no $ to pay their bills, don't work or if they do it's a part time cash job, and they live on welfare getting free food stamps, health care, housing assistance, free child care, but have expensive things like the newest smart phone or newest clothing. They usually have several kids. They somehow make it seem to everyone else that they are rich and have the best life ever.
They always have the $ for new toys such as vehicles, 4wheelers, dirt bikes, etc. They max out a dozen credit cards but have $ to go on vacation, get their hair done, nails done, get new clothes all the time, $ for cigarettes, go out on the weekends, and brag about people being jealous of them.
This word could also be applied to the feeling that people on welfare get during tax time. Because usually they have several kids so they get thousands and thousands of dollars back from Taxes, and then either blow it all like they won the lottery or they live off of it for the rest of the year.
They always have the $ for new toys such as vehicles, 4wheelers, dirt bikes, etc. They max out a dozen credit cards but have $ to go on vacation, get their hair done, nails done, get new clothes all the time, $ for cigarettes, go out on the weekends, and brag about people being jealous of them.
This word could also be applied to the feeling that people on welfare get during tax time. Because usually they have several kids so they get thousands and thousands of dollars back from Taxes, and then either blow it all like they won the lottery or they live off of it for the rest of the year.
They sure are “White Trash Rich” because I heard their other car got repoed again and their house is getting taken away, but they just bought another SUV and are taking a vacation. Must be nice to live on welfare, not pay your bills, and not have a job. Then I could afford to do those things too.
by SassyJax01 May 8, 2012
Get the White Trash Rich mug.Similar to a guys ball/sack sweat called "Fromunda Cheese" this is found under women's boobs.
Is caused from a woman's boobs or tummy rolls being confined and overheated, thus producing Chest Gravy.
Is caused from a woman's boobs or tummy rolls being confined and overheated, thus producing Chest Gravy.
Jenny walked 2 miles on the treadmill today and went to the grocery store afterwards. She grossed out all the customers because she had so much "Chest Gravy" dripping off of her t-shirt.
by SassyJax01 June 18, 2012
Get the Chest Gravy mug.People that spell in text/hick ebonics talk on a regular basis and think it looks/sounds cool when it truly only makes them look like an illiterate dumbass.
Wow that girl is an idiot, look at her Hick Ebonics! On Facebook she wrote on my friends page "Me so hawt, hada whur ma wife beeter and dayzi dooks fur ma furst dey of cowledg skool tadey. Yer wurkin tamaro rite? Iz fawty bux enuf tu cuver dat nuw fone I waunt? Y cantt N E 1 undur staund me on hur? Ppl say I shuldn't have babiz cuz thur smawter den meya. Whu seyz jest cuz I spendt 3 yrz in da aighth grayd den qwit skewl, i gawt ma GED !? A nudder pursin tinx I gawt patentiol tu B smawrt. Sew sik uf dum ppl putin ma wurds dowen."
by SassyJax01 March 23, 2011
Get the Hick Ebonics mug.The definition is a cuter way of calling a guy Gay or calling him an Ass Banger, it's less hurtful. (Soft Bread like Ass tissue which is known as the "Biscuit", and Banger referring to a Homosexual Male who likes to tickle turds)
Ray likes to wear pink shirts, spikes his hair, drinks fruity cocktails, slaps guys on the ass, sings karaoke at the Gay Bars, and has never have a girlfriend. That is why I think he's a Biscuit Banger.
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
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