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A less hurful way of calling a female Gay. It is a Funny name for a Female Homosexual.
Unlike these that can be hurtful: Gay, Lesbian, Dyke, Lesbo, Butch, Bull Dyke, Frisco Dyke, etc.
Unlike these that can be hurtful: Gay, Lesbian, Dyke, Lesbo, Butch, Bull Dyke, Frisco Dyke, etc.
Janice is such a dirty Labia Licker. She's been wanting to finger bang and munch carpet on that old Cougar in the corner of the bar all night.
by SassyJax01 October 30, 2011
Get the Labia Licker mug.Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.
And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012
Get the Semen Slinger mug.Another word for a Vagina.
Meaty, fluffy, sometimes crusty, could be pale or burnt looking, and people love to eat it.
Meaty, fluffy, sometimes crusty, could be pale or burnt looking, and people love to eat it.
I'm hungry for Jenny's Bologna Biscuit right now. She's looking fine as hell; I could eat that all night long.
by SassyJax01 November 16, 2011
Get the Bologna Biscuit mug.A woman's private parts that are covered in a 5 "o"clock shadow because she hasn't shaved her Muff in a couple days.
Stacy got out of the shower and I seen her shadow box! Tell her to go to the damn store and buy a razor. Her crotch is begining to look like she has Don King in a head lock between her legs.
by SassyJax01 September 23, 2011
Get the Shadow Box mug.Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
Get the Vag Badge mug.Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.
by SassyJax01 February 6, 2012
Get the Nut Snuggie mug.Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.
They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.
They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.
This person just basically sucks at life!
They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.
They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.
This person just basically sucks at life!
Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.
Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010
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