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Biscuit Banger

The definition is a cuter way of calling a guy Gay or calling him an Ass Banger, it's less hurtful. (Soft Bread like Ass tissue which is known as the "Biscuit", and Banger referring to a Homosexual Male who likes to tickle turds)
Ray likes to wear pink shirts, spikes his hair, drinks fruity cocktails, slaps guys on the ass, sings karaoke at the Gay Bars, and has never have a girlfriend. That is why I think he's a Biscuit Banger.
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
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Semen Slinger

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012
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Falker

A person who is a Facebook Stalker. Tries to add you as a friend multiple times even though you have no idea who they are. After many failed attempts they get mad enough to send you numerous emails asking why you won't add them as a friend thus making them look psychotic and stalker-ish.
Haley is such a psycho, she needs to get a life. She tried friending me on Facebook 10 times this month and I keep ignoring it. Then she sent me a few emails demanding to know why I won't add her as a friend. I don't know you, leave me along you "Falker"!
by SassyJax01 December 2, 2010
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Cougar Cooter

Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
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Hick Ebonics

People that spell in text/hick ebonics talk on a regular basis and think it looks/sounds cool when it truly only makes them look like an illiterate dumbass.
Wow that girl is an idiot, look at her Hick Ebonics! On Facebook she wrote on my friends page "Me so hawt, hada whur ma wife beeter and dayzi dooks fur ma furst dey of cowledg skool tadey. Yer wurkin tamaro rite? Iz fawty bux enuf tu cuver dat nuw fone I waunt? Y cantt N E 1 undur staund me on hur? Ppl say I shuldn't have babiz cuz thur smawter den meya. Whu seyz jest cuz I spendt 3 yrz in da aighth grayd den qwit skewl, i gawt ma GED !? A nudder pursin tinx I gawt patentiol tu B smawrt. Sew sik uf dum ppl putin ma wurds dowen."
by SassyJax01 March 23, 2011
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Bologna Biscuit

Another word for a Vagina.

Meaty, fluffy, sometimes crusty, could be pale or burnt looking, and people love to eat it.
I'm hungry for Jenny's Bologna Biscuit right now. She's looking fine as hell; I could eat that all night long.
by SassyJax01 November 16, 2011
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Vag Badge

Another word for the Teal colored Ribbon that symbolizes "Ovarian Cancer Awarness"
Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
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