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1) A unusually large women who gets drunk and hits on every guy in the bar hoping that by the end of the night they will be wasted enough to take her huge amazon ass home. She is usually built tall, very wide and thick skinned, thus making her look like an army tank while being skanky at the same time.
2) Or could be defined as a vehicle that "Grenades" ride in. (Ugly fat chicks usually hang out in groups and would ride together in a Skank Tank while hunting their prey by bar hoping)
2) Or could be defined as a vehicle that "Grenades" ride in. (Ugly fat chicks usually hang out in groups and would ride together in a Skank Tank while hunting their prey by bar hoping)
Ex: 1) Holy shit look at the Skank Tank working her magic on the drunk guy at the end of the bar. If he dies from suffacation we'll know why!
Ex: 2) Pretty sure that Skank Tank SUV them fatties are driving is going to bottom out. The tires are rubbing on the fenders as they pull in to the next bar to look for drunk dudes to roll them in flour.
Ex: 2) Pretty sure that Skank Tank SUV them fatties are driving is going to bottom out. The tires are rubbing on the fenders as they pull in to the next bar to look for drunk dudes to roll them in flour.
by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010
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Meaty, fluffy, sometimes crusty, could be pale or burnt looking, and people love to eat it.
Meaty, fluffy, sometimes crusty, could be pale or burnt looking, and people love to eat it.
I'm hungry for Jenny's Bologna Biscuit right now. She's looking fine as hell; I could eat that all night long.
by SassyJax01 November 16, 2011
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Look at that slutty butt over there, she's hit on every guy in this bar looking for a piece of ass while her husbands out of town. She's already screwed half the county. What a Sausage Slob!
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
Get the Sausage Slob mug.A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.
Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"
by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012
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Is caused from a woman's boobs or tummy rolls being confined and overheated, thus producing Chest Gravy.
Is caused from a woman's boobs or tummy rolls being confined and overheated, thus producing Chest Gravy.
Jenny walked 2 miles on the treadmill today and went to the grocery store afterwards. She grossed out all the customers because she had so much "Chest Gravy" dripping off of her t-shirt.
by SassyJax01 June 18, 2012
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Sharon is getting hit on by old "Dusty Nuts" over there at the bar. He probably popped a Viagra before he came out tonight looking for a much younger piece of tail to stimulate his shriveled up pickle. Woof!
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
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Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011
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