sasha's definitions

Sick

The totally hot new fiddle player for the Asylum Street Spankers.

Dammit, Sick was hot tonight when he sang "Closer."

by Sasha December 2, 2004

chicken scratch

Really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it. Most often it just looks like scribbles.

Bob I can't read your chicken scratch! What does this say??

by Sasha June 27, 2003

disconfect

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.

"Five second rule"
"Naw, it was down there for 6, I better disconfect it..."

by Sasha July 3, 2003

ass

A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person...

He's such an ass, my gosh, you'd think he'd know that wasn't a toilet....

by Sasha July 23, 2003

dunlap syndrome

when your stomach " dun lapped" over your pants

Hey that lady over there needs to pull her pants up- she gots Dunlap Syndrome.

by Sasha June 17, 2006

9.7

Invented by James, on a scale from 1-10, 10 being the grossest and most annoying a 9.7 is pretty bad. It is frequently used to refer to an unattractive and unfun person often indulged in activites such as tv and complaining.

That girl is such a 9.7 I would rather get with a dude.

by Sasha August 4, 2004

nautical star

A symbol of protection and guidance. Also, sailors would nautical stars tattooed on their forearms as a good luck symbol in hopes of returning home safely.

I just got nautical stars tattooed on my shoulders.

by Sasha June 17, 2006