Urban Dictionary: Definitions by sasha

Uberdyke

Hey did you see the uberdyke over there with the mullet and the man pants on?

Uberdyke by Sasha October 11, 2003

Refers to a man so desireable that he would be allowed to eat CRACKERS in your bed.

That dude is crackers.

Crackers by Sasha August 21, 2003

A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person...

He's such an ass, my gosh, you'd think he'd know that wasn't a toilet....

ass by Sasha July 23, 2003

A word that can be used to mean a cheese used for anything from waxing your mustache, your car, your dog, and is absolutely ok on crackers.

Shizha! *laugh laugh cackle cackle snort snort* (can be used in any context whatsoeer.)

shizha by Sasha July 9, 2003

A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, "Do you work here?"

dimp by Sasha July 3, 2003

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.

"Five second rule"
"Naw, it was down there for 6, I better disconfect it..."

disconfect by Sasha July 3, 2003

The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

Ewww... Bob, there's something all over your window.

Sheessh, Spot was in here with me last night... him and his slimy pupkus..

pupkus by Sasha July 3, 2003