sarah's definitions

Hetero-Pride

Pride that us straight people take in engaging in regular sex.

Marshall Mathers and Kim

by Sarah June 16, 2003

fuzz butt

Jailbait, especially one wearing the short skirt popular this summer

"We were looking for chics but they was all fuzz butts."

by Sarah August 12, 2004

magic friend

A magic friend is a friend you are so close to, you can be honest and open about everything, share your ultimate famtasies with, and tell your innermost secrets to, someone you probably would fuck if you could but can't for whatever reason.

Philip is great, I tell him EVERYTHING!! He is my magic friend!!

by Sarah September 2, 2008

pimp

One who sells women for a profit, not to be confused with a player, who attempts to take said women

I think yous my hoe so I'm your pimp

by sarah November 24, 2003

it's not you, it's me

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

by Sarah July 18, 2004

cocker spaniel

small dick

we are on the never ending quest for Aarons cocker spaniel!

by Sarah December 9, 2002

Jelly Bracelets

This is sooo amazingly stupid.I wear them and i had no clue what they ment until last night. I am soo mad. Why are immature junior high kids (sry anyone who is of that age who is not playing this game) trying to make a game of sex?! Snap (thats evadently what the "game" is called) is immature and totally ridiculas. Tell me someone that when little kids of the age of 5 or so wear them they are asking for sex. Now when teens/kids where these colorful fashion statements they will have the mark- Sexpistol all over them. I'm sry i will not stop wearing those colorful bracelets just because some immature kids are being perverted.

I don't know what the colors mean. At my school they are simply a fashion statement. Mostly worn by punks and people with their own style, like me.

by Sarah December 13, 2003