samuel adams's definitions

jpop

1. Name given to someone of the most unorthodox --- "gay" personality
2. Teenager with no pubescent characteristics whatsoever
3. Short; Small; Feeble; Weak; Slopped Shoulders; Not Funny
4. Younger brother is more masculine than the subject

God, that guy is such a jpop. He has no fucking pubes!

by Samuel Adams April 22, 2005

orgasmus

some pleasure that is so incredible without actually being sexual that it makes u cum right in ur pants.

jeff: omg when u do that it just makes me want to .... o my god o my god *cums* i need a cigarette!!
lisa: stop it do u want ur toe nails clipped right or not!?!?

by samuel adams February 21, 2005

boneragable

someone who is so gorgeous u get a boner but their age or gender comprimises with ur sexuality or religious beliefs.

jackson: omg shes incredible i think i just got hard
amy: thanx for telling me, ur gf, about some chick u think is boneragable.

by samuel adams February 17, 2005

cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

fuck farm

a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.

greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm.
adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.

by samuel adams February 10, 2005

erectomagnificant

something u like so much that a slight mention of said thing and u get a raging roaring boner and then blue balls.

jack: i love music so much... omg i just got so hard!!! shit!!! my nuts!!!
cory: dude that isnt cool....

by samuel adams January 28, 2005

whack spackle

when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.

jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!

by samuel adams February 3, 2005