Vertentive

Something That You think is really cool , but you dont want to personally have.

Don Cherry's voice is very vertentive

by samuek November 22, 2004

bifocals

those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause

look at that idiot wearing bifocals

by samuek November 20, 2004

tread marks

Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left on your tighty whities...thereby looking like a treadmark.

I didnt wipe hard enough, theres poo on my underwear, and now i have tread marks

by Samuek August 18, 2008

tampon

a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

by samuek November 20, 2004

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

school

a building where teachers try and make you conform to their thoughts.

fucking school sucks balls

by samuek November 20, 2004

T&A

Stupid Brand Of Clothing worn by the preppiest of the preps , worn by almost everyone now..it accentuates ur ass and if ur ass isnt perfect u look like a fat pig.

oh no everyone's wearin T&A i have to get me a pair now.. they only cost 100$ a piece but i have to be kool!

by samuek November 22, 2004