tampon

a vaginal plug......
man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well
by samuek November 21, 2004
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What up

The most lazy, and unoriginal way to engage a conversation. Used by people who are bored with whom they are talking to, or have nothing else to say.
by Samuek July 22, 2008
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Thumb-pany

When you are bored and alone, you keep texting someone and subsequently that person is keeping you company via texts.
That is thumb-pany. When someone keeps you company with texts.
Im all alone at this bus stop, can you keep me thumb-pany?
by samuek August 11, 2010
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bifocals

those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause
by samuek November 21, 2004
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tread marks

Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left on your tighty whities...thereby looking like a treadmark.
I didnt wipe hard enough, theres poo on my underwear, and now i have tread marks
by Samuek July 22, 2008
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monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.
"monkey tree cant pinch back!"
by Samuek July 22, 2008
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whitepony

A Great Cd Produced By The Deftones..An outstanding band of the hard rock genre
by samuek November 23, 2004
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