kangaroos

Shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides.
Used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.

"do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!"

by Sam April 04, 2004

dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005

Hello

The opposite of O-hell
You use Hello when your pleased to see someone.

"Hello, It's you!!"

by Sam October 30, 2003

fiverite

a word created by sarah lane on g4techtv's 'the screensavers' on january 13th 2005.

our top fiverite bands

by sam January 14, 2005

Figeon

A ferret/Pigeon combined. It is an animal that makes a purring and clucking like sound.(Often immated by humans/human characteristic)

The figeon purred as it sat on the balcony.

by Sam September 24, 2003

ding

Otherwise known as a townie, kev, trev or charv, used to define such in Yorkshire, esp. York. Commonly found anywhere the police aren't, and primarily in large cities. Thought to originate in NE England, acting with aggression and covert hostility and wearing over-elaborate clothing and jewellry that seem to others not to go well together, e.g. Rockport boots, a white tracksuit, a large gold chain or medallion, sovereign rings and a white or burberry baseball cap, tilted at >45 degrees to the back of the head. Phenomena surround the methods of headwear attachment, though Blu-Tac is thought to be the most popular. Also used to insult others who do not subscribe to such fashions and characteristics.

There are some dings on the market stalls - make sure you stay away or they'll tax you!

by Sam January 03, 2004

captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

by sam November 12, 2004