sam's definitions

gibsoned

To be taken to task for promoting unrelenting gore-porn as a kind of artistic or spiritual statement.

After viewing "The Passion of the Christ," the uncritical mass of blind sheep were properly gibsoned.

by sam March 11, 2004

She isn't real/ He isn't real

Someone who you think about but you will never b able to get with. Someone who you want so badly, but doesnt want you back or u two just can't get together.

He/She isnt real dude, stop dreaming!!

by Sam May 13, 2005

ogre

someone who unintentionally walks through walls and other things
ie: Elan

Dude 1: Dude, Elan just walked through the wall!
Dude 2: I know hes such an ogre

by sam November 23, 2003

captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

by sam August 2, 2006

dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005

swob

to hit someone on the back of the head
this must heart or it is not a swab

jack: bahdgahasbjgfds sahgfdui

me: shut up or i will swab you

jack: ..........

by Sam May 21, 2004

herring

one who posseses red/pink/orange hair

Jarrad is the biggest herring, his hair could stop traffic.

by sam July 2, 2004