saharadryhumor's definitions
An iFree is a website or mobile app that you encounter when searching for free services online and it tries to force you to join a group or sign up before you can use the promised service. It will allow you to sign up for free but once all your info is taken then it tells you to pay or fuck off and when you refuse it will send you daily emails trying to tempt you into visiting the site again.
Now my email is gone to shit for real because I got hemmed up in an iFree service when I tried to see if Bubba was a child molester. The thing said search for sex offender free but turns out they ifree and wanted 30 bucks.
by saharadryhumor February 15, 2015
Get the iFreemug. Castrato is a man or boy who has had his nut-sack chopped off so that he does not produce any man-juice and therefore is basically a girl with a penis. They sing like little girls and look like a giant torso with 2 inch thick but 7 foot long legs and 1 inch thick and 3 foot long arms. even though they were seen as freaks because they were simply sick freaks they were nonetheless loved for their singing abillity but still hated for absolutely everything else.
I never have seen one but I was told that the Italian opera uses Castrato singers which are really just nutless men who can sing like a woman or even a little girl.
by saharadryhumor December 31, 2014
Get the Castratomug. A first line vocabulary is someone who hears a cool or just clever new slang term and then goes to Urban Dictionary and assumes the first meaning is the correct one no matter what the context.
I saw a girl get disowned by her family because she tried to pull a first line vocabulary move and ended up calling her mother a swine humping prostitute by accident.
by saharadryhumor December 27, 2014
Get the first line vocabularymug. Blues describes both a musical genre as well as the emotional state that produces it. Usually related to heartbreak, death, loss, being broke & generally treated like shit is the the blues.
Man I got the blues today and can't seem to shake them. Albert King said "if you don't dig the Blues then you got a hole in your soul".
by saharadryhumor March 14, 2015
Get the Bluesmug. A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.
If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
Get the Dicktionarymug. A catloaf is a food item made in China and some areas of the middle east. Much like the western dish meatloaf a catloaf is made up of ground cat with onions and rice all baked into a loaf and sometimes glazed with a puppy based sauce.
Man this meatloaf is really good and cheap. Wait thats cheap because its not meatloaf man, it's catloaf. Yes it's made of cats
by saharadryhumor March 1, 2015
Get the Catloafmug. Scarfo was a member of the American mob who served as leader for the Philly scen at one point. His full name was Nicodemo "Nicky" Scarfo. He was known for his ruthless tactics and ordered dozens of murders while he was Tthe number one of the Philly click. He also had a habit of scanning the news for stories implicating him in said killings and he would go to great lengths to make sure he got the "alleged" credit for the hits/murders.
Nicky Scarfo is one of those guys you like fore some strange reason in spite of the fact he was a murder, sociopath and generally a real piece of shit of a human being.
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
Get the Scarfomug.