saharadryhumor's definitions

Mafia

The Mafia or Cosa Nostra meaning "our thing" was originally a criminal gang that originated in Sicily until around WWII when the fascist government tried to wipe them out. Most of the members went incognito during the war or fled to America where they created what is today known generically as the "mafia" although technically this is just a genericised term but the true name would simply be "la cosa nostra americana".

Even though John Gotti was in the mafia and probably killed and or beat the shit out of 100's of people for some reason I still liked the guy.

by saharadryhumor February 21, 2015

Hyperventilation

Hyperventilation is the physiological response to breathing to rapidly thus creating a surplus of toxins in the blood stream at a rate higher than the body cope with. Usually results in a passing out or fainting followed by a headache and sometimes nausea. Although most of the time minor it can and has killed people especially if done intentionally while also fighting the bodies natural responses.

Well I guess frank deserves to be dead for playing that stupid Hyperventilation game but somehow that cretin bastard has survived 20 rounds. I'm kinda tired of his stupid Hyperventilation shit that I hope he does die next time. I will laugh so hard I might hyperventilate myself hahahaha!!

by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015

second death

A game that is similar to second life except of course you are dead but have came back as a ghost and get to haunt people. It the safe alternative to actually killing yourself in order to experience the joy of being a haunt to someone.

You wanna play second life? Nah I have moved on to second death. It more fun because anyone can safely live a second life in reality but a second death? Now that is something to do mate. I get to haunt the shit out of people and can even invade second life and scare the shit out of people living their second life while I am safely dead as 12 O'clock.

by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015

Catloaf

A catloaf is a food item made in China and some areas of the middle east. Much like the western dish meatloaf a catloaf is made up of ground cat with onions and rice all baked into a loaf and sometimes glazed with a puppy based sauce.

Man this meatloaf is really good and cheap. Wait thats cheap because its not meatloaf man, it's catloaf. Yes it's made of cats

by saharadryhumor March 1, 2015

Blues

Blues describes both a musical genre as well as the emotional state that produces it. Usually related to heartbreak, death, loss, being broke & generally treated like shit is the the blues.

Man I got the blues today and can't seem to shake them. Albert King said "if you don't dig the Blues then you got a hole in your soul".

by saharadryhumor March 14, 2015

Krumping

Krumping is a term that is used in place of seizure in order to not hurt peoples feelings and keep medical condition a secret. When someone is having a seizure the can just say "I was Krumping" and no one will be any the wiser or make fun of them.

Is Tyrese having a seizure? Yes, but he calls it krumping so that no one makes fun of him or finds out he has seizures.

by saharadryhumor March 16, 2015

Vicodin

Vicodin is a narcotic pain killer prescribed for moderate to severe pain. Contains either 5, 7.5 or 10 mg of hydrocodone (opiate) and 500 - 660 mg tylenol (analgesic). Also is the most common drug that leads people to a progressive opiate addiction problem usually begins with Vicodin then leads to percocet, then morphine and or pure oxycodone. Also the most used opiate for recreational use due to its desirable euphoric high and also its almost universal availability due to it being the #1 opiate prescribed for everything from a toothache to a broken bone or even a post=operative pain remedy.

Man Vicodin sure does help with pain but shit loads of people have became drug addicts from taking it too...

by saharadryhumor May 25, 2015