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Tommy

A slang term for British soldiers. Mostly used by the Irish and to a lesser degree by the WWI era Germans who were in turn known as krauts.
It is hard to say who hated the Tommy soldier more, the Irish or the German. But according to Collins they were not worth the price of a bullet.
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
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UDU

UDU stands for Urban Dictionary University which is by far the most advanced and sophisticated of all the online universities. Provides degrees in street smarts, urban language, ebonics, and most any topic no matter if it is benign or utterly disgusting. Unlike most online degree programs, UDU is priced fairly for the quality of education it provides. Although no employers officially hire UDU graduates at this time the degree could still have the potential to get you laid, make a good joke, understand street speak and possible prevent you from getting your ass kicked for unknowingly insulting the wrong person.
If you wanna get a real education just go to UDU and learn some stuff you can actually use. Don't worry if you don't get it all at first because rejection is part of the fun. And as they say "don't take it personal" because most definitions are rejected like this one most likely will be ;)
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
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gnome sayin

How black people say " you now what I'm saying" but you will never ever know what someone is saying if they say gnome sayin.
BP: Gnome sayin? WP: Uhhmm yea sure man. WP to WP@2: What the fuck did he say ?
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
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Benny

A benny refers to a drink made by breaking a Benzedrine inhaler and removing the metallic strip inside which contains amphetamine. This is then dropped into a cup of very hot coffee or tea and after steeping for a few minutes is chilled and then drunk quickly. Produces the obvious effect of amphetamine but due to the high dose and the added caffeine the effects are truly more like a methamphetamine cocktail. Was very popular in the 70's but in the early to mid 80's cocaine and then crystal meth became the more popular drug in this general "genre/class" of drugs.
P1: Dude what the hell is wrong with you? I thought you said you quit doing meth. P2: I know man I did quit but. I drank 2 bennys this morning. P1: You cretin bastard. Why would even do such a old ass drug like that? P2: **Falls over in a seizure** P1: I'm not gonna help you. Dumb ass shouldn't have drank two of them. P2:*Slurred mumble** Fffffukkkkk yayayaewwew bbbbitttch... *heart attack* P1 *falls on top of P2 laughing**
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
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Scarfo

Scarfo was a member of the American mob who served as leader for the Philly scen at one point. His full name was Nicodemo "Nicky" Scarfo. He was known for his ruthless tactics and ordered dozens of murders while he was Tthe number one of the Philly click. He also had a habit of scanning the news for stories implicating him in said killings and he would go to great lengths to make sure he got the "alleged" credit for the hits/murders.
Nicky Scarfo is one of those guys you like fore some strange reason in spite of the fact he was a murder, sociopath and generally a real piece of shit of a human being.
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
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Dicktionary

A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.
If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
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Gun Control

Gun control is the phenomenon that takes place whenever a gun is drawn and/or fired is any situation. No matter how tense the atmosphere may be as soon as the gun comes out everything will suddenly be under control. Also refers to the similar act of using the threat of or actual use of a gun in order to gain and maintain control of an individual.
I thought that bank robbery was gonna end with dead or at least injured hostages until I saw a guy in the crowd pull out two glock pistols and within three seconds flat everything was under control. When they got the robber outside they pulled a shotgun on him and he walked like a scared little girl right where they told him to. Amazing how quickly good gun control can change a situation.
by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015
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