Definitions by saharadryhumor

navy walrus

A Navy walrus is like a Navy SEAL except they are too fat to actually be a seal. Although they don't get assigned to any official "Walrus Team 6" etc etc, they do go on dangerous missions to places like Pizza Hut and places that offer all you can eat buffet and they are called on to go perform BDT ops aka Buffet Demolition Team.

Hey do you think that fat ass in the camo pants is just a redneck or maybe a Navy Walrus? It is hard to say because he is fat enough but does not seem to be eating like it's a mission.

navy walrus by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

poop soup 

Poop soup is the second most serious type diarrhea after the classic mud butt. Although not full blown mud but you definitely want to avoid this.

Man that toilet got slaughtered and it looks like a case of poop soup was the culprit.

Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.

poop soup by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

crash test dummy 

Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.

Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy.

crash test dummy by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

gut wrench

A gut wrench is an exceptionally large penis that when used properly can literally reach all the way into a womans gut and wrench them around.

Looks like molly got a gut wrench last night because she can hardly walk without doubling over with pain and saying "damn james" "I want a divorce.

gut wrench by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

SOS

SOS stands for shoot on sight which is pretty self explanatory. It is the only type of "contract" or "warrant" that is more severe than the classic dead or alive because it exclusively solicits the killing of the target with no other option.

If barry keeps talking shit to the police they are gonna put some paper on his ass or may order an SOS.

SOS by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

Double dated 

A double dated is when you go out with a girl and have sex with her and then a few days later realize she gave you a std she got from her previous date and you realize you been double dated.

It is kinda sad that Will is sick now but, his ass got double dated so I kinda think it's funny but still sad *tries to hide laughter*....

Double dated by saharadryhumor January 11, 2015

tarheel 

tarheel is a term used to describe someone from North Carolina. The name originated in the civil war era when a union general remarked that the NC rebels must have tar on their heels because they stick to their lines and don't run no matter how intense the battle becomes.

I would hate to fight an army from NC because according to the tarheel legend you can't beat them without totally destroying them.

tarheel by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015