saharadryhumor's definitions

falcon slap

A falcon slap is when you smack the shit out of someone when they don't expect it and don't see it coming. Technically a bitch move but it is effective.

I was at the bus stop today when out of nowhere a guy standing next to me got tko with a falcon slap.

by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014

gut wrench

A gut wrench is an exceptionally large penis that when used properly can literally reach all the way into a womans gut and wrench them around.

Looks like molly got a gut wrench last night because she can hardly walk without doubling over with pain and saying "damn james" "I want a divorce.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

Rioters Block

Rioters Block is the feeling of anxiety, fear or a loss of motivation during a riot. The causes are not entirely known but the fact that police will kill someone for playing in the park or just walking out their front door may be why rioters would be struck with said fear and an inability to complete a successful riot or at least a simple firebombing.

I swear that I am so tired of this bullshit the Government keeps pulling but everytime I try to go tear some shit down or decide to go set their cars on fire I am crippled by this stubborn case of Rioters Block. I need to get over this or they are will just keep on screwing things up.

by saharadryhumor January 2, 2015

Boner fide

Boner fide is a way to confirm that a woman is truly hot an/or sexy based on scientific evidence. This is done by looking, touching and feeling of said woman and then waiting to see if a boner is produced. If a boner is present after the process then the woman is deemed boner fide hot.

I got drunk with Cindy last night night and to make a long story short I was able to verify that she is a boner fide vixen.

by saharadryhumor January 18, 2015

Krumping

Krumping is a term that is used in place of seizure in order to not hurt peoples feelings and keep medical condition a secret. When someone is having a seizure the can just say "I was Krumping" and no one will be any the wiser or make fun of them.

Is Tyrese having a seizure? Yes, but he calls it krumping so that no one makes fun of him or finds out he has seizures.

by saharadryhumor March 16, 2015

navy walrus

A Navy walrus is like a Navy SEAL except they are too fat to actually be a seal. Although they don't get assigned to any official "Walrus Team 6" etc etc, they do go on dangerous missions to places like Pizza Hut and places that offer all you can eat buffet and they are called on to go perform BDT ops aka Buffet Demolition Team.

Hey do you think that fat ass in the camo pants is just a redneck or maybe a Navy Walrus? It is hard to say because he is fat enough but does not seem to be eating like it's a mission.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

Hyperventilation

Hyperventilation is the physiological response to breathing to rapidly thus creating a surplus of toxins in the blood stream at a rate higher than the body cope with. Usually results in a passing out or fainting followed by a headache and sometimes nausea. Although most of the time minor it can and has killed people especially if done intentionally while also fighting the bodies natural responses.

Well I guess frank deserves to be dead for playing that stupid Hyperventilation game but somehow that cretin bastard has survived 20 rounds. I'm kinda tired of his stupid Hyperventilation shit that I hope he does die next time. I will laugh so hard I might hyperventilate myself hahahaha!!

by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015