Definitions by saharadryhumor
SOS
SOS stands for shoot on sight which is pretty self explanatory. It is the only type of "contract" or "warrant" that is more severe than the classic dead or alive because it exclusively solicits the killing of the target with no other option.
If barry keeps talking shit to the police they are gonna put some paper on his ass or may order an SOS.
SOS by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015
navy walrus
A Navy walrus is like a Navy SEAL except they are too fat to actually be a seal. Although they don't get assigned to any official "Walrus Team 6" etc etc, they do go on dangerous missions to places like Pizza Hut and places that offer all you can eat buffet and they are called on to go perform BDT ops aka Buffet Demolition Team.
Hey do you think that fat ass in the camo pants is just a redneck or maybe a Navy Walrus? It is hard to say because he is fat enough but does not seem to be eating like it's a mission.
navy walrus by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015
poop soup
Poop soup is the second most serious type diarrhea after the classic mud butt. Although not full blown mud but you definitely want to avoid this.
Man that toilet got slaughtered and it looks like a case of poop soup was the culprit.
Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.
Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.
poop soup by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015
gut wrench
A gut wrench is an exceptionally large penis that when used properly can literally reach all the way into a womans gut and wrench them around.
Looks like molly got a gut wrench last night because she can hardly walk without doubling over with pain and saying "damn james" "I want a divorce.
gut wrench by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015
crash test dummy
Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.
crash test dummy by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015
Double dated
A double dated is when you go out with a girl and have sex with her and then a few days later realize she gave you a std she got from her previous date and you realize you been double dated.
It is kinda sad that Will is sick now but, his ass got double dated so I kinda think it's funny but still sad *tries to hide laughter*....
Double dated by saharadryhumor January 11, 2015
cuff wheel
A cuff wheel is a steering wheel that has a very small diameter and was originally designed for race cars. The more modern designs are known a cuff wheel because they make it possible to drive while wearing a pair of handcuffs. Even though having to drive with handcuffs on is not common it is definitely not outside of the realm of possibility especially when you take into account the crazy number of reasons that cops will lock you up nowadays.
I almost got hit in a crosswalk yesterday when some dude driving with a cuff wheel came flying through a red light because the police were chasing him.
cuff wheel by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015