A blue trap is a meme on social media that trolls for survey participants. " Would you help a man or woman in blue if he or she was in distress? ".
blue trap:
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".
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Get the plastic grave mug.Dunkin Trap; The wonderful smell on the rim of your drive through coffee from Dunkin; originating from a drive through attendant's entrepreneurial vagina after she glazed the rim of the cup with her unforgettable aroma, in an attempt to generate gratuity and continued business. S@%&$*!k's Baristas are too stressed out with disabling tuition debt to even think outside the box, let alone get the order correct.
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" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".
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