ryno's definitions

wavoes

Wavoes (derived from the spanish word huevos which means eggs) are the wavy pubic hairs located on the nether regions of both the male and female species. (Compliments of Pablo Francisco)

Why shave your wavoes when you can wax?
I had to shave my wavoes and apply this special ointment so I could get rid of my crabs.

by Ryno July 18, 2004

blume

Referencing all things Brazilian.

Absolute advantage of Brazil over all things Paraguayan.

This class is so mother fucking blume it's killing me!

That blume'n soccer player ain't got shit on Becks

by Ryno March 8, 2005

alchowhore

Term used to describe a normally tame female who turns into a raging whore once the brew touches her lips.

Josh F: "Hey Jen what did you do last night"
Jen: "I dont remeber...but my butt really hurts"
Josh F & Pals: "ALCHOWHORE!"

Emily is nice, but once she tastes the Milwaukees Best she transforms into a sausage ravaging alchowhore.

by Ryno July 23, 2004

empshire

The township (basement suite located in Coquitlam) in which Ryan and Murray reside.

syn: castle greyskull

guy1: *knock knock knock*
guy2: "how dost time serve thee?"
guy1: "what the blazes??, are you gonna let me in?"
guy2: "if thou wishes to enter the Empshire, thou must prove worthy and pay five shillings!"

by Ryno December 3, 2004

gumballs

The lost art of either punching out the front teeth of a female, or carefully removing her denchers, and then proceeding to fuck her bleeding gums until satisfaction.

Next to the cadbury creamer, gumballs is probably my favorite sex move.

by Ryno March 26, 2005

bigorexia

When someone (typically a male) becomes obsessed with body buiding to the point where he cannot actually see themself for what they are. They will habiutually attempt to become more and more muscular because they feel its never enough.

Monkey1: I don't think my 20" arms are big enough
Monkey2: yo dawg, you're crazy, you're suffering from bigorexia!

by ryno April 22, 2005

Wowzer

When a mans partner performs felatio while he is playing the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" AKA: WoW.

Man sorry about the raid wipe I caused last night, I was getting a wowzer.

by Ryno September 21, 2014