ryansmith's definitions

Bacchus Marsh

Half a stiffy. It is half way to Ballarat. Pronounced Back-us Marsh

"I woke up with a Bacchus Marsh"

by RyanSmith February 1, 2009

Nempton

Someone who cannot get a stiffy

"I heard that guy is a nempton."

by RyanSmith February 1, 2009

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Morton

The Penis.

"She grabbed me on the morton"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Torn Tarp

A thrashed vagina

"Her box looked like a torn tarp"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Pigs Ears

Beers.

"Lets grab a few pigs ears for the ride home"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009