ryansmith's definitions

ballarat

australian rhyming slang for a fat (erection).

when i woke up this morning i had a ballarat that hard that you could crush flee's on it

by ryansmith August 10, 2010

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

Torn Tarp

A thrashed vagina

"Her box looked like a torn tarp"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Bacchus Marsh

Half a stiffy. It is half way to Ballarat. Pronounced Back-us Marsh

"I woke up with a Bacchus Marsh"

by RyanSmith February 1, 2009

the raw body

a manouvre used to extort money or information from school collegues,this manouvre consists of holding someone down dropping your pants and pressing the bare sphincter on the victums nose.Originated around the New South Wales central coast in australia, with Butch Crane being the pioneer.

give me your lunch money or be prepared to receive The Raw Body!

by ryansmith July 15, 2009

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Nempton

Someone who cannot get a stiffy

"I heard that guy is a nempton."

by RyanSmith February 1, 2009