by ryancflam March 23, 2019
by ryancflam December 22, 2018
(N) An overly indoctrinated psychologist or psychiatrist (slang: shrink) that responds to make friends at every problem that is shared with him. Probably watched at least 3 seasons of MLP, a portmanteau of the words "friendship" and "shrink".
Example 1:
Person: MY ARM HAS BEEN CUT OFF
Friendshrink: make a friend, he will give you the arm you need!
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Person: MY MOTHER HAS BEEN KILLED, WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO??!
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will be the mother you lost
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Person: I AM DONE WITH IT ALL, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF AND END IT
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will emphasize with your sadness and perhaps kill himself with you!
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Example 2:
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: *proceeds to show an entire essay against it*
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: but I answered-
Friendshrink: You need friends, I am giving you helpful advice
Person: I told you why it's not good for me
Friendshrink: ...
Friendshrink: You need friends.
Person: MY ARM HAS BEEN CUT OFF
Friendshrink: make a friend, he will give you the arm you need!
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Person: MY MOTHER HAS BEEN KILLED, WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO??!
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will be the mother you lost
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Person: I AM DONE WITH IT ALL, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF AND END IT
Friendshrink: Make a friend, he will emphasize with your sadness and perhaps kill himself with you!
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Example 2:
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: *proceeds to show an entire essay against it*
Friendshrink: You need friends
Person: but I answered-
Friendshrink: You need friends, I am giving you helpful advice
Person: I told you why it's not good for me
Friendshrink: ...
Friendshrink: You need friends.
by ryancflam December 01, 2019
(V) The act of sacking or removing an individual for absolutely no reason at all from an organisation or place for a prolonged period of time, typically for three years or more.
by ryancflam June 09, 2019