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climbing hills

To have sex with a fat girl.
I know this guy named Phil who likes climbing hills.
by ryan y May 27, 2006
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ballyhoo

Mischevous and often counter-productive behavior.
See tomfoolery, douchebaggery.
Stop this nonsense; this tomfoolery, this.. this.. this ballyhoo!
by ryan y February 22, 2005
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Apathy

I have to use the word Apathy in a sentence? Ugh..
by ryan y September 27, 2005
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Master Sword

In the video game series "The Legend of Zelda", the Master Sword is the sword you need to get in order to defeat Ganon, the porcinous King of Evil. The Master Sword may only be pulled from its pedestal by a righteous and courageous person. Link, an orphan boy who gets involved in the plot by happenstance/coincidence turns out to be this chosen person, and after proving himself to the gods, he is allowed the Master Sword and uses it to challenge Ganon.

The Master Sword is not only a sword though. In the storyline for "Ocarina of Time" it acted as a key, and its pedestal was the lock. Upon removing or inserting the sword from the pedestal, you could travel back and forward in time by about seven years. In the storyline for "A Link to the Past", the Master Sword shoots a magical energy beam out of the end when Link is full on life energy. In all storylines involving the Master Sword, major enemies (including Ganon) attempt to fire evil magic beams at Link intending to kill him. This is where the Master Sword comes in handy; it is immune to evil, and can be used to deflect the evil away from Link, most of the time back at its caster.

The Master Sword is commonly referred to as "The blade of evil's bane". Tragically, upon pulling the Master Sword from the pedestal, the ancient seal on Ganon's magic is broken, and he only becomes stronger. Such is the fate of Link, Ganon, and Princess Zelda.
"Its power is gone, and its edges are dull!"
- Ganon, taunting Link about the Master Sword
by ryan y April 8, 2006
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burn lever

an imaginary lever you pull while burning someone.
alex: you suck!
ryan: your mom!
alex mimicking a large lever being pulled: OH BURN! BURN LEVER!!
by ryan y April 27, 2005
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goings on

1. Things that are happening.

2. Things happening that can be either distracting or in such a broad scope that it is hard to comprehend them.
I can't seem to concentrate with all of these scientific goings on.

Note: The plural form is the only form, and thusly can be used in place of when singular forms would appear.

I can't seem to concentrate with all this scientific goings on.
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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discordian

One who practices discordianism.
Ask not what a discordian IS, but rather what ISNT a discordian.
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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