ryan's definitions
Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework
Girl: I have
T: No you havnt
G: Yeahbutnobutyeahbutno
G:what it is right is *speaks really fast*
G: Yeahbutno
Girl: I have
T: No you havnt
G: Yeahbutnobutyeahbutno
G:what it is right is *speaks really fast*
G: Yeahbutno
by Ryan August 17, 2004

The effect of a fat girl wearing jeans tight enough to make the fat around her waist spill over the top of her jeans.
Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.
Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.
Don't look, but there is muffintop behind you on the esclator.
by ryan March 24, 2004

by Ryan April 10, 2003

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person
Hail turketor
by ryan November 25, 2003

Someone who is adicted to Sard Wonder Soap and is constantly cleaning with Sard Wonder Soap.. They live their life by it.
by Ryan April 13, 2004

1. President Bush was the Governor of Texas from Austin.
2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.
2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.
by RYAN July 23, 2004
