ryan's definitions

crackalackin

same as crackin, just a little more animated.

the party was crackalackin

by Ryan November 11, 2003

Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.

I gave christie some binoculars last night.

by Ryan November 10, 2003

Religion

Cult. In the views of an athiest... it is a cult that controls everyone but who claims true athiesm.

Man, look at that religion goin off and killin demselves.

by Ryan November 9, 2003

scabbard

Brooke's vagina.

Codey is going to sink his shank into Brooke's Scabbard

by Ryan November 7, 2003

Coto

A male who takes part in the action of vacuuming with the utilization of his mouth upon his father's penis.

James loves the fact that he's a coto for various reasons, including the taste.

by Ryan November 7, 2003

boomerwang

a penis that is excessively bent and/or twisted

Matthew Vagenius has a boomerwang that resembles a small pealed banana

by ryan November 3, 2003

Hobokinator

A hobo, freak, or baby-man that likes to go streaking and ride pigs for a living. One could be found on your local golf course.

Hey, I'm Hugh the hobokinator! We're going streaking to the local gym! There's more coming, let's go!

by Ryan October 31, 2003