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Wal-Mart

One of the worst places to shop on the planet. This place is always occupied by the lowest forms of American society. They include White-Trash rednecks, other slow Southerners, gangsta wannabes, and other fat ass or imbred pieces of shit from different races.
Mexicans also come here, but this is only because this is all these poor, hard-working, good people can afford.
Although these Wal-Mart stores are located everywhere, including the Northeast, most of them seem to be in the South and the southern Midwest (Indiana, Southern Ohio, Northern KY, etc.) The massive corporation is based in Bentonville, AR too. This explains why you see so many of these trashy, filthy people there. As many of the previous submitters have mentioned, Wal-Mart loves to run small-business owners out of business who have put their savings into running a business to serve their local community.
Tip: Never try using the komodes in Wal-Mart bathrooms. Don't do it before cleaning it with disinfecting spray, wiping down the seats, and putting on one of the paper toilet covers. Somehow it would seem easier to wear a condom, and take a new toilet seat in from the home furnishing department.
by Ryan August 11, 2004
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Computer

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.
I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)
by Ryan November 30, 2004
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sneakinfoodin

the term used when you want to sneak food into a place where they want you to buy their expensive food... it also is quite funnyt because it sounds german
are we gonna sneakinfoodin to the movies?
by Ryan November 20, 2004
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idgit

man you are such an idgit you stepped on my dog
by ryan June 19, 2006
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Tats

A thinly-disguised word that means the same as Tits.
Jacob: So, do you like tats?
Ryan: You betcha. I like them a lot.
by Ryan October 26, 2004
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de-dicked

(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.
(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."

(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."
by Ryan January 20, 2004
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Drop a Kulas

to move one's bowels or take a crap
He went to the bathroom and dropped a Kulas
by ryan November 10, 2004
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