ryan's definitions

Shitcunt

the shittiest, biggest loser that you know

fuck greg is a shitcunt

by ryan July 23, 2003

whodunnit

1. A proclamation as to who did somthing. Usually used in terms of rednecked bewilderment and confusion.
2. A lesser known comment used in bewilderment by Toyota owners.

1. "Geeze Therlese, I sure dont see my pig any more, some one must have done gone off and married him. I wonder whodunnit?"
2. "I was this close to catching the killer, but someone left the door to my Camary open, whodunnit?"

by ryan February 12, 2004

beewn

Pronoun: That which cannot be defined; of or relating to faces.

Hey, pass me that beewn
Dude, I'm as dry as a beewn

by ryan May 13, 2005

fina

Fixing to (do) something

-->Fixin' ta ---> Fina

I'm fina go play ball.

by Ryan June 17, 2006

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004

mtv

a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.

here comes the train... its doing us all a favor.

by ryan April 22, 2005

pouty cakes

When an individual is consistently complaining because they can't have what they want.

Lea was being a pouty cakes after I told her she couldn't s*ck my d*ck.

by Ryan July 25, 2004