ryan's definitions

quick stick

Premature ejactulater.

"How was Trent last night?"

"Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have to finish myself off after he leaves."

by Ryan March 14, 2005

foggels

when you place your testicals over someones eyes to blind them. The same way a pilot uses foggels to practice blind flying.

My wife said that the light was to bright in the bed room, so I gave her some foggels to help her vision.

by Ryan November 22, 2004

cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

by Ryan January 19, 2005

holla back girl

A girl that is willing to be treated like a doormat or booty call. She is a girl that will allow guys to do whatever they want with her and will just wait for them to 'holla back' at them.

Jermaine fools around with Aisha. Thinking he likes her, she waits around for him to make contact with her again.

by Ryan April 12, 2005

Rusty Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.

"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."

by Ryan May 24, 2004

moon stomper

coolest fucking people in the world!! Moon Stompers are ska heads!

All the moon stompers headed down to the show where they skanked the night away!

by ryan April 25, 2004

Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently

Damn Bill's got a crazy pimp dick

by Ryan April 20, 2005