ryan's definitions

sacktapping

touching one's genitals. can be used in various circumstances, e.g. sacktapper, sackmacker, sackslapper, et cetera. often used to insult one or to denote someone as a good friend.

didn't you, you sackTAPPER?

by Ryan September 22, 2003

beans over frank

when your penis is under your balls

hey dudes check out my beans over frank

by ryan April 29, 2004

EXMPHD

refer to mr roves medical study of sambucca bottles

"today i got my PHD in Sambucca bottle studies! Im a EXMPHD!"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

pigs

pigs are they sworn enemy of the skateboarders. pigs are usually fat, bald, ugly, and eat alot of doughnuts.

sk8er hate those damn pigs

by ryan December 8, 2004

Stillerfied

The tranformation of normalcy to a state of your face being slanted upward at a 45 degree angle, complete with deformed teeth and crossed eyes.

Did you see Kriley walkin down the hall totally assbackwards, he's so stillerfied

by Ryan July 16, 2003

whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev

Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude

by Ryan January 11, 2005

ricer

The owner of a weedeater that has a car body on it...

I hate rice... Buy real power

by Ryan February 14, 2004