Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ryan

taint paint

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

taint paint by Ryan March 14, 2005

"How was Trent last night?"

"Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have to finish myself off after he leaves."

quick stick by Ryan March 14, 2005

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

Zipper Muffin by Ryan March 13, 2005

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.

The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss

beaver floss by Ryan March 13, 2005

This is some of that dozure, I'm high as fuck.

dozure by Ryan March 13, 2005

Yeah that Hitler was a regular Deutchbag.

deutchbag by Ryan March 12, 2005

mom behind me. Used in AIM to tell the perosn your mom or some one else is behind you and to keep converstion clean.

Bill: Lets smoke that weed on Saturday

Bob: MBM

Bill: wat you doin this weekend?

mbm by Ryan March 11, 2005