ryan's definitions

taint paint

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

by Ryan March 14, 2005

quick stick

Premature ejactulater.

"How was Trent last night?"

"Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have to finish myself off after he leaves."

by Ryan March 14, 2005

Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

beaver floss

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.

The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss

by Ryan March 13, 2005

dozure

A really good type of marijuana, high in THC.

This is some of that dozure, I'm high as fuck.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

deutchbag

The German word for a Douchebag

Yeah that Hitler was a regular Deutchbag.

by Ryan March 12, 2005

mbm

mom behind me. Used in AIM to tell the perosn your mom or some one else is behind you and to keep converstion clean.

Bill: Lets smoke that weed on Saturday

Bob: MBM

Bill: wat you doin this weekend?

by Ryan March 11, 2005