rustyshackleford's definitions

Molesto

a new martial arts style that involves dry humping, ball grabbing and lip kissing your opponent into submission

that guy felt all dirty inside after he was a victim of a Molesto attack

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Uga duga

The loud clacking sound your impact driver makes as you drive your fastener down tight

You better only give that 1/4" bolt two uga dugas or you'll break that bitch off

by RustyShackleford May 13, 2020

Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

csulb

A state school in Long Beach, California with about 30,000 students. No one cares about political issues there because it's a commuter school.

student to laroushie: "Hey, this is CSULB, none of us give a damn what Dick Cheney did."

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

ann coulter

An honest, witty, intelligent and insightful conservative writer who effectively communicates the right-wing message and proves that liberals are wrong about everything... just kidding!

Ann Coulter called Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV" just because she's jealous that Katie is 4 years older and 10 inches shorter yet 20 times hotter than her.

by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007

Prussian Blue

Two girls in need of being cured by my man jewce.

I'd like to set Prussian Blue straight on the path of tolerance by having a three-way with them. Yeah, you KNOW you would too.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Holocaust deniers

people who KNOW that the Holocaust happened but just like to say that it didn't all because they're just anti-semitics assholes

Ever noticed how Holocaust deniers usually also tend to be anti-zionists. It's no coincidence. Holocaust denial is a result of anti-semitism.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008