Definitions by rustyshackleford

csulb 

A state school in Long Beach, California with about 30,000 students. No one cares about political issues there because it's a commuter school.

student to laroushie: "Hey, this is CSULB, none of us give a damn what Dick Cheney did."

csulb by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Elmo 

A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.

First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.

Elmo by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

ann coulter

An honest, witty, intelligent and insightful conservative writer who effectively communicates the right-wing message and proves that liberals are wrong about everything... just kidding!

Ann Coulter called Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV" just because she's jealous that Katie is 4 years older and 10 inches shorter yet 20 times hotter than her.

ann coulter by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007

wikipedia rule of google 

Anytime you google anything one of the first 10 hits will always be the wikipedia article about it.

I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.

wikipedia rule of google by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007

wikipedia 

the source of all knowledge

if something doesn't have an article about it on wikipedia then it must not exist

wikipedia by rustyshackleford September 16, 2007

Speed

A movie about Dennis Hopper wanting to blow up a bus because he had too much amphetamines.

Homer Simpson: I saw this movie about this bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Speed by rustyshackleford September 15, 2007

John Edward 

biggest douche in the universe

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.

John Edward by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007