rustyshackleford's definitions

wikipedia rule of google

Anytime you google anything one of the first 10 hits will always be the wikipedia article about it.

I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.

by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007

social conservative

one who believes in principle in general government regulation of people's personal freedom, often as a result of their religious beliefs

Social conservatives tend to be against abortion, gay marriage, embryonic stem cell research, physician assisted suicide, gun control and affirmative action and for prayer in public schools, capital punishment and supporting Israel.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Phone Booth

A movie about what Jack Bauer did in between the 4th and 5th seasons of '24'.

Bill Buchanan did not authorize Jack Bauer to trap Colin Farrell in the Phone Booth.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Saddam-I-am

Jesse Ventura's greatest enemy.

Saddam-I-am, Saddam-I-am,
I do not like Saddam-I-am!

Would you like him with Iran?

I would not like him with Iran.
I would not like him with Islam.
I would not like him spreading terror.
I would not like him anywhere-r!
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I do not like that man, Saddam!

Would you like him with inspectors?
Would you like him with defectors?
Would you like him with no chemicals,
Which means no wartime epidemic-als?

Not with inspectors, not with defectors!
Not with Islam, not with Iran.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I want regime change for that man!

Arms! What if he had no arms?
Would you still make him buy the farms?
Nukes! Without them, would you let him?
Or would you send troops in to get him?

I do not want him with an arsenal.
I would not, could not! This is personal!
I do not like his oil-gained cash.
I do not like his black mustache.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I must disarm him. That's my plan.

You do not trust him,
So you say.
Inspect him, inspect him,
And you may.
Inspect him and you may, I say.

I will find bombs
You will see.
I may find them in a tree.
For I will look inside each stone,
And I will look beneath his throne.
And I will look in rolled-up socks,
And barber schools, and closed-down mosques.
And up the hill, and in the rain,
And in the dark, and on a train.
I will find them here and there-r,
He'll be our win in the war on terror!

I do so like
To bash this man.
Thank you,
Damn you,
Saddam-I-am!

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Speed

A movie about Dennis Hopper wanting to blow up a bus because he had too much amphetamines.

Homer Simpson: I saw this movie about this bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

by rustyshackleford September 15, 2007

tuggah'

Russel Crowe's best friend who always follows him around to watch him get into fights

Tuggah' shot himself when he couldn't get away from Russel Crowe singing.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008