rustyshackleford's definitions

John Edward

biggest douche in the universe

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.

by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007

Speed

A movie about Dennis Hopper wanting to blow up a bus because he had too much amphetamines.

Homer Simpson: I saw this movie about this bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

by rustyshackleford September 15, 2007

ann coulter

An honest, witty, intelligent and insightful conservative writer who effectively communicates the right-wing message and proves that liberals are wrong about everything... just kidding!

Ann Coulter called Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV" just because she's jealous that Katie is 4 years older and 10 inches shorter yet 20 times hotter than her.

by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007

tuggah'

Russel Crowe's best friend who always follows him around to watch him get into fights

Tuggah' shot himself when he couldn't get away from Russel Crowe singing.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Paris Hilton

Stupid spoiled whore currently stuck up Mr. Slave's ass.

Oh, Jesuth Chritht! You girls don't want to be like Paris Hilton. She's a nobody.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

social conservative

one who believes in principle in general government regulation of people's personal freedom, often as a result of their religious beliefs

Social conservatives tend to be against abortion, gay marriage, embryonic stem cell research, physician assisted suicide, gun control and affirmative action and for prayer in public schools, capital punishment and supporting Israel.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Michael Moore

A very leftist Hollywood documentary filmmaker who also writes some books. He has been accused by many of telling lies in his movies but I tend to believe that he is overall honest because he is an Eagle Scout.

If I could ask Michael Moore one question it would be if he makes any tax deductions.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008