rustyshackleford's definitions

Phone Booth

A movie about what Jack Bauer did in between the 4th and 5th seasons of '24'.

Bill Buchanan did not authorize Jack Bauer to trap Colin Farrell in the Phone Booth.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Saddam-I-am

Jesse Ventura's greatest enemy.

Saddam-I-am, Saddam-I-am,
I do not like Saddam-I-am!

Would you like him with Iran?

I would not like him with Iran.
I would not like him with Islam.
I would not like him spreading terror.
I would not like him anywhere-r!
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I do not like that man, Saddam!

Would you like him with inspectors?
Would you like him with defectors?
Would you like him with no chemicals,
Which means no wartime epidemic-als?

Not with inspectors, not with defectors!
Not with Islam, not with Iran.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I want regime change for that man!

Arms! What if he had no arms?
Would you still make him buy the farms?
Nukes! Without them, would you let him?
Or would you send troops in to get him?

I do not want him with an arsenal.
I would not, could not! This is personal!
I do not like his oil-gained cash.
I do not like his black mustache.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I must disarm him. That's my plan.

You do not trust him,
So you say.
Inspect him, inspect him,
And you may.
Inspect him and you may, I say.

I will find bombs
You will see.
I may find them in a tree.
For I will look inside each stone,
And I will look beneath his throne.
And I will look in rolled-up socks,
And barber schools, and closed-down mosques.
And up the hill, and in the rain,
And in the dark, and on a train.
I will find them here and there-r,
He'll be our win in the war on terror!

I do so like
To bash this man.
Thank you,
Damn you,
Saddam-I-am!

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

cookie monster band

all those death metal bands that sound just like Slipknot

oh great, ANOTHER cookie monster band music video on Fuse

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

tuggah'

Russel Crowe's best friend who always follows him around to watch him get into fights

Tuggah' shot himself when he couldn't get away from Russel Crowe singing.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Uga duga

The loud clacking sound your impact driver makes as you drive your fastener down tight

You better only give that 1/4" bolt two uga dugas or you'll break that bitch off

by RustyShackleford May 13, 2020

Molesto

a new martial arts style that involves dry humping, ball grabbing and lip kissing your opponent into submission

that guy felt all dirty inside after he was a victim of a Molesto attack

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

global cooling

Something that happened during the 1970's due to humans spewing aerosols into the atmosphere. Once we stopped spewing aerosols into the atmosphere, global cooling stopped, thus proving that human society CAN affect global climate. The concern over global cooling was exaggerated by Newsweek in the 1970's and as a result many conservatives completely distort the issue in order to attack the current scientific consensus on global warming.

That they do this based on a Newsweek article is bizarre considering that most of the time they complain about how the mainstream media distorts the news. Of course, in this instance Newsweek just so happened to NOT be distorting the news for some reason. At least according to many conservatives.

I'm sick and tired of hearing right-wing talk radio show hosts continuing to distort the global cooling of the 1970's.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008