rubber sheath's definitions

Cerebral Briggsy

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything

Did you know there is only one confirmed case of Cerebral Briggsy in existence today?

by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008

Briggsy Slap Up

An event where non people, i.e artists and transgender folk, gather to strip naked and slap each others bodies whilst wearing false nails. Towards the end of the event, the tide turns from innocent naked slapping into an intense sexual affair where the slap of pelvic thrust against chafed buttocks gives it the name 'Briggsy Slap Up'

A group of funny folk were spotted catching the next mini bus to the Briggsy Slap Up

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

Colonic Briggsygation

A medical procedure in which the rectum is flushed out using Briggsy's acne pus and semen.

Little did he know, he was in for a colonic briggsygation...

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

Cerebral Briggsy

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything

Did you know there is only one confirmed case of Cerebral Briggsy in existence?

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

Briggsy Raas Bucket

A utensil used in Briggsy's sex dungeon for collecting human excrement after a full on fisting session. It is also used by the same person as a drinking mug at their workplace

What the fuck is that Briggsy Raas Bucket doing in here. The filthy perv wants us to breathe in the fumes from his sex seposit bin

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

Briggs the Ripper

Notorious serial killer who pimped out and then murdered art students whilst at university in the 1970s. He did this out of an act of resentment for other art students, humiliating them by pimping them out, murdering them and then using their blood and body parts on canvas to create his own art - snuff art. Only part of this unique art collection has been recovered, the rest is said to have been sold on to privates collectors. He is currently housed in Brixton prison where he has become orally involved with the black community and is now awaiting extradition to the Sistine Chapel for crimes against art where, if found guilty, he will be set in concrete and become a gargoyle.

Have you heard about Briggs the Ripper? they say he was over 7ft, but I've seen him and he couldn't scratch a rat's back

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

Briggsy Mcflurry

A twisted Briggsy fetish. A concoction of one man's cream and another man's chocolate pieces and then put in the fridge overnight for next day consumption.

Anyone for a Briggsy Mcflurry?

by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008