10 definitions by rubber sheath
The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.
Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks
by rubber sheath September 19, 2006
by rubber sheath September 18, 2006
A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything
by rubber sheath September 18, 2006
A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything
by rubber sheath September 19, 2006
Briggsy's ugly rotting cock is so full of holes that when he pisses he needs to lean over the bath but then still manages to flood the bathroom. It is said that it does come in useful when he holds his weekly golden shower parties.
I went to Homebase, but they didn't have any of the normal ones left, so I had to get a Briggsy Sprinkler System!
by rubber sheath September 18, 2006
A utensil used in Briggsy's sex dungeon for collecting human excrement after a full on fisting session. It is also used by the same person as a drinking mug at their workplace
What the fuck is that Briggsy Raas Bucket doing in here. The filthy perv wants us to breathe in the fumes from his sex seposit bin
by rubber sheath September 18, 2006
Notorious serial killer who pimped out and then murdered art students whilst at university in the 1970s. He did this out of an act of resentment for other art students, humiliating them by pimping them out, murdering them and then using their blood and body parts on canvas to create his own art - snuff art. Only part of this unique art collection has been recovered, the rest is said to have been sold on to privates collectors. He is currently housed in Brixton prison where he has become orally involved with the black community and is now awaiting extradition to the Sistine Chapel for crimes against art where, if found guilty, he will be set in concrete and become a gargoyle.
Have you heard about Briggs the Ripper? they say he was over 7ft, but I've seen him and he couldn't scratch a rat's back
by rubber sheath September 18, 2006