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asphalt shoes

Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.
by rtil April 19, 2005
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iPhone

I bought a $600 paperweight today. Some people like to call it an iPhone.
by rtil August 6, 2008
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Idle RPG

A popular RPG based in IRC.

Unlike other RPG's where you interact with your character, IdleRPG is a new breed of roleplaying in itself.

Upon registering, the goal of the game is to sit and idle. The longer you idle, the more experience points you gain and levels you increase. Quitting, talking and the like is forbidden and induces penalties.

Your character wanders aimlessly around a map with other players in the channel, picks up items, prays to their mystical gods, goes on quests for sacred items and experience and even battles other players. But all you do is sit back and enjoy the show.

Despite it seeming this game would be boring because of its lack of interactivity, on the contrary it is quite possibly the most entertaining RPG to ever be created.
<player> alright level 57! only 32 days left until the next level :)
-idlebot- 1 day, 11:08:36 added to your clock for talking.
<player> son of a
by rtil March 14, 2005
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eBaums World

The internet's largest garbage dump.

Chock-full of videos, media and games that you already saw 5 weeks ago, but obviously not that sickeningly fat kid sitting next to you laughing his ass off. Because he's getting his daily dose of OFN at eBaums.

Comes complete with spyware.
Did you see the Numa Numa dance on eBaums?! OMG it's SO AWESOME!!! LOL!!!
by rtil March 27, 2005
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Tom Goes to the Mayor

A show on Adult Swim about a guy named Tom who just moved to a small town and has lots of interesting ideas for the mayor. Cheap animation, but funny stuff anyway.
by rtil March 27, 2005
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ilshimimp

Acronym - I'm laugh-ing(-ed) so hard I messed in my pants.
Origin unknown, but most likely created within and due to the internet.

This acronym can be used in the past and present participle, unlike most that can refer to only one occasion.
Subject One: That is funny. Hahaha.
Subject Two: I concur.
Subject One: Oh dear.
Subject Two: What is the matter?
Subject One: ILSHIMIMP.
Subject Two: Oh dear. I shall fetch you some fresh undergarments.
by rtil November 23, 2004
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hongfire

Hongfire is the new BT anime tracker bitch.
by rtil November 23, 2004
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