by rperazag May 25, 2010
by rperazag July 28, 2010
To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."
Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.
Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.
by rperazag May 20, 2010
The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
by rperazag May 06, 2010
"Found Mike fooling around with foxy Megan... the bloody bastard!" "What you gonna do?" "From today he is cut to junk."
by rperazag June 14, 2010
by rperazag July 22, 2010
A men's shirt popular in Latin America, the Caribbean, Southeast Asia, the West Indies, and Zimbabwe.
The origin of the name Guayabera may come from a Cuban legend that tells of a poor countryside seamstress sewing large pockets into her husband's shirts for carrying guava (guayabas) from the field. Guayabera may also have originated from the word yayabero, the word for a person who lived near the Yayabo River in Cuba.
The origin of the name Guayabera may come from a Cuban legend that tells of a poor countryside seamstress sewing large pockets into her husband's shirts for carrying guava (guayabas) from the field. Guayabera may also have originated from the word yayabero, the word for a person who lived near the Yayabo River in Cuba.
You can see the exiled Cuban in Miami, dressed to the nines in his guayabera, sipping rum and smoking cigars, dreaming of the ousting of Fidel Castro, while enjoying his own version of the American Dream.
by rperazag July 18, 2010