Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

Reader Despair Syndrome

Anxiety caused by not keeping up with one's Internet reading, particularly longer articles and a flood of tweets.

Man... Reader Despair Syndrome... 100 plus new tweets every 10 minutes.

by rperazag June 20, 2010

Cut to junk

Downgrade someone or something -like in stocks- to real value.

"Found Mike fooling around with foxy Megan... the bloody bastard!" "What you gonna do?" "From today he is cut to junk."

by rperazag June 16, 2010

de-iced

To establish normal communication and good terms with someone who pissed you off.

I de-iced Peter after like a month...I missed the moron like totally..

by rperazag December 24, 2010

Pay What You Want

A trend gaining momentum by which diners at restaurants choose what they pay for their meals.

Let´s face it, no more fancy restaurants, this is the Pay What You Want Economy

by rperazag May 26, 2010

White Striped

Turned into an unredeemable (insusceptible of reform) follower and devotee of "The White Stripes" band and John Anthony Gillis a.k.a Jack, and Meg White.
To listen to White Stripes´ music and think that you wasted the latest years contented with any other music or band.
To think that the French should celebrate on July 14th the first presentation of The White Stripes (Detroit, 1997) instead of the French Revolution (July 14th 1789)

A: "Today, July 14th, the French are celebrating the first presentation of the White Stripes."
B: "How do you know."
A: "A French friend sent an email telling me that today, July 14th, is a national holiday in France... those frenchies are soooooo cool."
B: "Fuck man, you are so White Striped!!!

by rperazag July 17, 2010

you are not in my movie anymore

A way to tell somebody to fuck off, because the person ceased to be relevant in any way in your life.

Get a grip... you are not in my movie anymore.

by rperazag July 13, 2010