Hi Karl, how is the new job?
Can´t complain, salary increase every quarter.
Wao, that´s moneyvation!
Can´t complain, salary increase every quarter.
Wao, that´s moneyvation!
by rperazag May 06, 2010
A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.
In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.
by rperazag July 18, 2010
The answer you give when you have no answer, but have the power to do as you please.
Extreme level of control mentality.
Extreme level of control mentality.
Citizen: Due to the highly negative impact on the quality of life of this city, we propose to do an in-depth investigation about municipal management of toxic waste.
Politician: The Answer Is No To That.
Politician: The Answer Is No To That.
by rperazag May 16, 2010
Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
Stinky ("uncharacteristic off-flavor and smell") Kellogg´s cereal brands Corn Pops, Honey Smacks, Froot Loops and Apple Jacks, that produce nausea and diarrhea in consumers.
Mother: "What´s wrong sweetie? C´mon finish your cereal, we are late for school"
Daughter: "Mom... You don´t love me anymore? Why are you killing me with these stinky Smellogg´s?"
Daughter: "Mom... You don´t love me anymore? Why are you killing me with these stinky Smellogg´s?"
by rperazag June 26, 2010
by rperazag May 23, 2010
LOLCats... that´s the epitome (a representative or perfect example of a class or type) of viral funny.
by rperazag July 18, 2010