rperazag's definitions

chromatic aberration

Extreme public display of bad taste in dressing, with loud and clashing colors.

Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.

Chromatic aberration should be taxed. No one should be allowed to assault others with such a display of extreme bad taste.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

phallo up

When a woman decides to follow up a good fuck.

Hi Nancy, how was the date last night? Awesome, I will phallo up this guy.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

Jet Fag

A faggot who talks to you, non-stop, from JFK-New York to Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport, trashing all your best preparations to avoid jet lag.

X: "Hi Robert... how was the flight back to Paris?"

Y: "Well, couldn´t be worse... A jet fag ruined a whole week of preparations for fighting jet lag."

by rperazag July 6, 2010

God Has A Plan

Form of backwards thinking that intents to justify intolerable atrocities caused by evil and stupid actions committed by human beings, giving as an excuse the moronic idea of a Divine Plan.

Tea Party Candidate Sharron Angle Opposes Abortion Even In Cases Of Rape, Incest: 'God Has A Plan', she says.

by rperazag July 4, 2010

Hall of Shame

Special honor dedicated to some of the crappiest members of society, who deserve no attention at all due to their lack of value as individuals, but that manage to titillate the stupid masses and capture the idiotic attention of mainstream media.

Who are the inductees for the Hall of Shame this year?

A looooong list... Among others, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

by rperazag June 29, 2010

luxuria

Fornicating with highly expensive prostitutes.

Luxuria caused the downfall of NY Major.
I lost my shirt due to luxuria.

by rperazag May 1, 2010