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e-cigarette

An electronic device that heats a nicotine-laced liquid into an inhalable vapor.
Yo... so, you feel so cool and trendy with your e-cigarette?
by rperazag July 9, 2010
mugGet the e-cigarettemug.

Bobbleheads

A plague in the form of the shittiest handcrafted, personalized gifts, used by fucktards to commemorate a "special event"; generally a body type image of a sucking alter ego that is supposed to be funny but that only reveals the pathetic inner life of the subject.
Bobbleheads... Get yours! Every face is completely unique to its order, and purchasers can choose from over 200 body types.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
mugGet the Bobbleheadsmug.

Inviolate

Free from violation, injury, desecration, or outrage.
At this rate of depredation, I doubt there is a single inviolate spot on Earth.
by rperazag May 26, 2010
mugGet the Inviolatemug.

Not To-Do List

A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.
End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".
by rperazag June 22, 2010
mugGet the Not To-Do Listmug.

lollify

To provocate hysterical laughter through terror.
Every time he tries to scare the shit out of me with his violence, I just lollify.
by rperazag May 1, 2010
mugGet the lollifymug.

Whiskypedia

The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.
My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
mugGet the Whiskypediamug.

Twitters

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
mugGet the Twittersmug.

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