"Found Mike fooling around with foxy Megan... the bloody bastard!" "What you gonna do?" "From today he is cut to junk."
by rperazag June 16, 2010
A type of challenge-response test used by savvy women to ensure that the responses they get from potential mates are not generated by one-night-standers and bullshitters who would say and promise anything ludicrous (obviously absurd) to get some friction (intercourse).
(Completely Automated Partner Test To Tell Cocks and Humans Apart — CAPTCHA.)
The code tells potential steady partners from shitty lays automatically apart.
(Completely Automated Partner Test To Tell Cocks and Humans Apart — CAPTCHA.)
The code tells potential steady partners from shitty lays automatically apart.
X: "But Mary, why you date wall-streeters?"
Y: "No fuss darling, in three minutes into the Captcha Code and I can tell if the catch is long-term relationship material."
Y: "No fuss darling, in three minutes into the Captcha Code and I can tell if the catch is long-term relationship material."
by rperazag June 22, 2010
Alternative to what? Alternative music is just part of this grand social simulation (assumption of a false appearance. Imitation or representation) where nothing is really happening but an ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea) reinstatement (to bring back into use or existence) of regurgitated (vomited) material... been there done that man!
by rperazag July 28, 2010
A knowledgeable lover who knows how to produce multiple orgasms in any woman.
Savant from the French savoir "knowing".
Savant from the French savoir "knowing".
by rperazag May 12, 2010
Deaths that occur when New Yorkers die on the subway´s tracks when in search of a particular item, such as an iPod, an iPhone, a Blackberry cellphone, or any other object.
Three New Yorkers died, during a six months period, after ill-advised forays to the tracks in pursuit of an iPod, a nylon LeSportsac bag containing gym clothes and deodorant and, lastly, a woman’s jacket.
Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!
Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
by rperazag December 24, 2010
Turned into an unredeemable (insusceptible of reform) follower and devotee of "The White Stripes" band and John Anthony Gillis a.k.a Jack, and Meg White.
To listen to White Stripes´ music and think that you wasted the latest years contented with any other music or band.
To think that the French should celebrate on July 14th the first presentation of The White Stripes (Detroit, 1997) instead of the French Revolution (July 14th 1789)
To listen to White Stripes´ music and think that you wasted the latest years contented with any other music or band.
To think that the French should celebrate on July 14th the first presentation of The White Stripes (Detroit, 1997) instead of the French Revolution (July 14th 1789)
A: "Today, July 14th, the French are celebrating the first presentation of the White Stripes."
B: "How do you know."
A: "A French friend sent an email telling me that today, July 14th, is a national holiday in France... those frenchies are soooooo cool."
B: "Fuck man, you are so White Striped!!!
B: "How do you know."
A: "A French friend sent an email telling me that today, July 14th, is a national holiday in France... those frenchies are soooooo cool."
B: "Fuck man, you are so White Striped!!!
by rperazag July 17, 2010