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Definitions by rperazag

@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.
@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.
Channel hopping unit that measures the time that lapses while scanning through two different television channels with the remote control.
500 channels and nothing... this zappo business is giving me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
Zappo by rperazag May 25, 2010

Brainwaving 

Thinking. The main symptom of a working mind.
How are you Daniel?
Brainwaving.
Boss?
Braindead.
Brainwaving by rperazag May 23, 2010

So fucking what? 

Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)
"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???
So fucking what? by rperazag May 23, 2010

So fucking twat? 

Variation of "So fucking what?"
Same use... Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea).
"The world is ending in 2012"

So fucking twat?

"The economy is cyclical"

So fucking twat?

"Your wife is cheating on you"

So fucking.... twat???
So fucking twat? by rperazag May 23, 2010

Flash-forward this! 

Phrase used to invite someone who claims to be a "flash-forwarder" (a person who is able to "see" the future) to consider an obvious result of a stupid action committed by himself.
"Yo... flash-forwarder... how´s the future?"
"Brilliant!"
"And you are late today for work as usual so, Flash-forward this!... You are fired!"

"Honey..."
"Yes sweety"
"You are always busy so, Flash-forward this! I´m gonna have a baby with the gardener.

FlashForwarder

Someone who claims to be able to "see" the future.
A sudden event that triggers a premonitory experience.
"Yo... FlashForwarder, what are you flashforwarding right now?"
FlashForwarder by rperazag May 23, 2010