17 definitions by roxanne

conor oberst

a normal guy with amazing poetic talents that is weirdly obsessed over by indie girls that paint their nails black/chip it off, and make up weekly nuerosis for themselves so they can be more Conor Oberst.

"I can't sleep unless I drink myself into it."
"Aww...your so Oberst!"

by roxanne December 12, 2003

small weiner

the tool between a young mans legs inwhich is very very "tiny" that you cannot see it...with a magnifying glass

"Dan...where is your small weiner?"

by roxanne January 5, 2004

Lump

To laze about. Being inactive and unmotivated.

"All my wife ever does on her days off is lump on the couch watching tv or playing PS2"

by roxanne July 30, 2003

siamese gun

Two male crotches pressed together.

"And every crotch is a siamese gun."

by roxanne March 7, 2005

sexagenarian

A sexually active person who is inbetween 60 and 70 years old.

Your grandmother is a sexagenarian.

by roxanne April 15, 2005

matt rubano

short bassist of taking back sunday. super sweet and awesome and funny and kickass.

matt rubano is my midgie

by roxanne February 11, 2004

bouff

a dork or geek
similar words: bouffy, bouffish, boufflike, bouffjerky

1. "i dont want to eat lunch at the bouff table anymore"
2. "To me, science is a bouffy subject," said jack.

by roxanne July 16, 2003