4 definitions by ron weasely

Beadlelitus

word used to describe any kind of mal-formed or deformed limbs or body parts.

word is derived from the british television presenter, jeremy beadle, of 'beadle's about' fame who has a mal-formed hand & therefore suffers from 'beadlelitus'

man: doctor! doctor!
doctor: what's the problem?
man: i have got a cock the size of jeremy beadle's
doctor: what on earth do you mean?
man: well, it's tiny but on the other hand it's massive"
doctor: oh, you are obviously suffering from beadlelitus!

by ron weasely April 12, 2006

Gary Glitter

slang for doing someone up the shitter or poo pipe (anal sex)

my missus loves it when i give it to her up the gary glitter.

by ron weasely April 11, 2006

penis eater

a derogatory term or insult used to imply that someone sucks on dick for pleasure

"you are such a penis eater"

by ron weasely April 12, 2006

pulled my pants down

basically means being (shafted) or someone who has (screwed) you, ripped you off or fucked you over, usually for money.

i have just paid $200 more than i should have for that bitch, that guy has has totally pulled my pants down.

by ron weasely April 12, 2006