roland819's definitions

Weeble

A person who is too fucking drunk to stand up but yet unimaginably manages to stay on their feet unassisted. From "Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down".

Jack is in Weeble mode and he thinks he's going to drive home. Fo sheezy.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

hisself

Used in place of the word "himself" by non-educated, moronic, toothless wonders from the "hills" or the "hood". Usually heard in overabundance at NASCAR events.

Yup! He nearly pissed hisself, he was laughing so hard, yuk, yuk, yuk,..,

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

drone

The lesbian member of a group of lesbians whose sole purpose is to service the queen lesbian of the group.

Don't pay her any attention, she's just a drone.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

shank

An act which is devoid of physical contact but performed as a means of hurting another via implications derived from material that was written, coordinated or said in such a manner as to directly mean one thing but understood by the targeted party as an act to inflict pain mentally or emotionally.

Dude! You really shanked that Beefalo by playing AC/DC's "Whole Lotta Of Rosie" then following it up with Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" on the jukebox.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Fuckowie

Imaginary Indian tribe of which one becomes an honorary member when they don't give a fuck about anything anymore

Gawd, John has become such a Fuckowie since fucking himself up in the auto accident

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Roland

1. Roland (Frankish: Hruodland, Italian: Orlando) is a character in medieval and Renaissance literature, the chief paladin of Charlemagne and a central figure in the Matter of France. It is thought the title character of the 12th century Song of Roland, which recounts his final stand against the Muslims during the Battle of Roncevaux Pass, is based on a real person who died in that battle (under different circumstances), but the authors of most later chansons de geste and the Renaissance epics Orlando innamorato and Orlando furioso made little attempt to establish historical accuracy.
2. From the The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. Roland{1}. A masculine given name. Roland{2}. n. A lengendary paladin and nephew of Charlemange killed in the battle against the Saracens at Roncesvalles.
3. An individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.

1. There exists only one historical mention of a French Roland, found in the section of Vita Karoli Magni on Roncevaux Pass, written by Charlemagne's courtier and biographer Einhard.
2. Gawd girl! That guy is such a Roland

by Roland819 December 9, 2008

Heine

1. Short for Heineken beer. An example of which can be found in the introductory lyrics to Weezer's "Say It Ain't So". 2. Another word for ass.

1. Honey, grab me a Heine from the icebox then cook me up some dinner. 2. After grabbing the brew from the icebox instead of dinner how about giving me a little Heine?

by Roland819 December 7, 2006