roland819's definitions

buttb

Acronym for Belly Up To The Bar.

Time to punch out and head over to O'Malley's to get me some much needed BUTTB time.

by Roland819 November 25, 2006

Mayan Sacrifice

1. Human sacrifices offered to the gods of the Mayan people usually were captured Mayan enemies. 2. The act of being put down in front of high ranking managers by someone who isn't qualified to speak on your behalf nor provides factual information about yourself but are impowered to do anything about it because you aren't in attendance during the procedings.

1. Apocalypto has some kicking Mayan sacrifices particularily the heart extractions rock. 2. Karen offered you up in Mayan sacrifice in front of the VP of Sales and corp CEO. You might as well sell fish taco's in Clute because your promotability has been flushed down the crapper.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

drone

The lesbian member of a group of lesbians whose sole purpose is to service the queen lesbian of the group.

Don't pay her any attention, she's just a drone.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

fiss

The act of pissing and farting simultaneously.

Dude! You just fissed and it smells like shit in here now. (Conversation between two dudes at the urinal).

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Wilhelm Scream

"1. The Wilhelm Scream is one of a series of short painful screams performed by an actor that were recorded in 1951 for the Warner Brother's film ""Distant Drums."" They were used for a scene where a man is bitten and dragged underwater by an alligator. The recording was archived into the studio's sound effects library -- and it was used in many of their films since. ""Star Wars"" Sound Designer Ben Burtt tracked down the scream recording - which he named ""Wilhelm"" from a character who let out the same scream in ""Charge at Feather River (1953)."" Ben has adopted the scream as sort of a personal sound signature, and has worked it into as many films as he can as well as other sound designers, ~150 movies and counting.
2. The sound made by a (newbie) to anal sex. 3. The sound heard in one's head when things have gone terribly bad."

1. Dude! Did you hear that zombie let out a Wilhelm scream when it got it's leg cut off. 2. Roberto let out a Wilhelm Scream as he got introduced to the joy of prison sex by his new jail cellmate Bubba. 3. Gawd! I think I am having a heart attack. I should never have back packed alone and more than 5 miles into the woods {Wilhelm Scream}.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

lab

Term used by smokers to describe a smoking location in a location that has banned smoking.

Rosie I'll meet you at the lab in five minutes. In the mean time pick up a pack and some matches.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

ebullition

1. The state or process of boiling. 2. A sudden, violent outpouring, as of emotion. 3. Grammatical tense of the word ebull.

1. Wendelford! {butler} Have you brought my tea water to the point of ebullition? Also, bring the (Grey Poupon). 2. I got Wendy to the point of ebullition when I told her I backed my car up over her dog. 3. Ebull, ebullition, ebullitious. Fo (sheezy).

by Roland819 December 7, 2006