roland819's definitions

hisself

Used in place of the word "himself" by non-educated, moronic, toothless wonders from the "hills" or the "hood". Usually heard in overabundance at NASCAR events.

Yup! He nearly pissed hisself, he was laughing so hard, yuk, yuk, yuk,..,

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

saddle bags

Disproportionately wide hips on a women who otherwise could be considered attractive.

She's an attractive lady even if she is packing saddle bags.

by Roland819 December 16, 2006

ebullition

1. The state or process of boiling. 2. A sudden, violent outpouring, as of emotion. 3. Grammatical tense of the word ebull.

1. Wendelford! {butler} Have you brought my tea water to the point of ebullition? Also, bring the (Grey Poupon). 2. I got Wendy to the point of ebullition when I told her I backed my car up over her dog. 3. Ebull, ebullition, ebullitious. Fo (sheezy).

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Mayan Sacrifice

1. Human sacrifices offered to the gods of the Mayan people usually were captured Mayan enemies. 2. The act of being put down in front of high ranking managers by someone who isn't qualified to speak on your behalf nor provides factual information about yourself but are impowered to do anything about it because you aren't in attendance during the procedings.

1. Apocalypto has some kicking Mayan sacrifices particularily the heart extractions rock. 2. Karen offered you up in Mayan sacrifice in front of the VP of Sales and corp CEO. You might as well sell fish taco's in Clute because your promotability has been flushed down the crapper.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

fiss

The act of pissing and farting simultaneously.

Dude! You just fissed and it smells like shit in here now. (Conversation between two dudes at the urinal).

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

membroid

One who is a member of something but considered to be a cross between a member of the group and a hemorrhoid by other members and basically considered to be a pain in the ass.

Family gatherings are so much fun until my wife's membroid relatives show up.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

shawshank

The act of enduring something which results in continuous consternation and/or pain of which you have no control over once into it. And, the event does not end until the act is completed or until you find a way to tunnel out and/or crawl through a proverbial 500 yard, shit-laden, drain pipe to free yourself of the event. Reference the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

Shit dude! I got busted for a DUI a week ago and had to shawshank it until I was bailed out by my ex-girlfriend.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006