roland819's definitions

hinie slide

The act performed by an indoor pet when it has a piece of crap stuck to it's rear or when the animal has worms crawling out of it's anus and drags it's rear end along the carpet to remove such attachments.

I wish we didn't have white carpets cause it's real obvious where Snowball did her hinie slide.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Roland

1. Roland (Frankish: Hruodland, Italian: Orlando) is a character in medieval and Renaissance literature, the chief paladin of Charlemagne and a central figure in the Matter of France. It is thought the title character of the 12th century Song of Roland, which recounts his final stand against the Muslims during the Battle of Roncevaux Pass, is based on a real person who died in that battle (under different circumstances), but the authors of most later chansons de geste and the Renaissance epics Orlando innamorato and Orlando furioso made little attempt to establish historical accuracy.
2. From the The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. Roland{1}. A masculine given name. Roland{2}. n. A lengendary paladin and nephew of Charlemange killed in the battle against the Saracens at Roncesvalles.
3. An individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.

1. There exists only one historical mention of a French Roland, found in the section of Vita Karoli Magni on Roncevaux Pass, written by Charlemagne's courtier and biographer Einhard.
2. Gawd girl! That guy is such a Roland

by Roland819 December 9, 2008

Fuckowie

Imaginary Indian tribe of which one becomes an honorary member when they don't give a fuck about anything anymore

Gawd, John has become such a Fuckowie since fucking himself up in the auto accident

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Heine

1. Short for Heineken beer. An example of which can be found in the introductory lyrics to Weezer's "Say It Ain't So". 2. Another word for ass.

1. Honey, grab me a Heine from the icebox then cook me up some dinner. 2. After grabbing the brew from the icebox instead of dinner how about giving me a little Heine?

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Fiss

A weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by petite women. Hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. Low on Scoville Scale Heat Units, SHU's.

Karen, did you just fiss or was that a hiss coming from the jukebox?

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

ebullition

1. The state or process of boiling. 2. A sudden, violent outpouring, as of emotion. 3. Grammatical tense of the word ebull.

1. Wendelford! {butler} Have you brought my tea water to the point of ebullition? Also, bring the (Grey Poupon). 2. I got Wendy to the point of ebullition when I told her I backed my car up over her dog. 3. Ebull, ebullition, ebullitious. Fo (sheezy).

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Ime

A state of self-absorbtion or a self-absorbing person, usually of female persuasion; who cares, talks and writes about nothing else but herself. Usually starts conversations and emails with "I" and whose subjects solely revolve around the words "I" and "me". Thus, "I" + "me" = "Ime".

"Kathy is such am Ime when we try to decide what to do for the evening. If it isn't what she wants we don't do it".

Once again Tina's war and peace email screams Ime. Why can't she leave it be?

by Roland819 November 23, 2006