roland819's definitions

lab

Term used by smokers to describe a smoking location in a location that has banned smoking.

Rosie I'll meet you at the lab in five minutes. In the mean time pick up a pack and some matches.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Fuckowie

Imaginary Indian tribe of which one becomes an honorary member when they don't give a fuck about anything anymore

Gawd, John has become such a Fuckowie since fucking himself up in the auto accident

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Fiss

A weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by petite women. Hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. Low on Scoville Scale Heat Units, SHU's.

Karen, did you just fiss or was that a hiss coming from the jukebox?

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Roland

1. Roland (Frankish: Hruodland, Italian: Orlando) is a character in medieval and Renaissance literature, the chief paladin of Charlemagne and a central figure in the Matter of France. It is thought the title character of the 12th century Song of Roland, which recounts his final stand against the Muslims during the Battle of Roncevaux Pass, is based on a real person who died in that battle (under different circumstances), but the authors of most later chansons de geste and the Renaissance epics Orlando innamorato and Orlando furioso made little attempt to establish historical accuracy.
2. From the The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. Roland{1}. A masculine given name. Roland{2}. n. A lengendary paladin and nephew of Charlemange killed in the battle against the Saracens at Roncesvalles.
3. An individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.

1. There exists only one historical mention of a French Roland, found in the section of Vita Karoli Magni on Roncevaux Pass, written by Charlemagne's courtier and biographer Einhard.
2. Gawd girl! That guy is such a Roland

by Roland819 December 9, 2008

ebullition

1. The state or process of boiling. 2. A sudden, violent outpouring, as of emotion. 3. Grammatical tense of the word ebull.

1. Wendelford! {butler} Have you brought my tea water to the point of ebullition? Also, bring the (Grey Poupon). 2. I got Wendy to the point of ebullition when I told her I backed my car up over her dog. 3. Ebull, ebullition, ebullitious. Fo (sheezy).

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

McRoids

What ends up in and around my asshole every time I watch an episode of Grey's Anatomy.

I ended up with a large pile of McRoids after watching the Thanksgiving Day episode of Grey's Anatomy. Wasn't sure if it was the show or all the turkey I ate.

by Roland819 December 10, 2006

hinie slide

The act performed by an indoor pet when it has a piece of crap stuck to it's rear or when the animal has worms crawling out of it's anus and drags it's rear end along the carpet to remove such attachments.

I wish we didn't have white carpets cause it's real obvious where Snowball did her hinie slide.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006