roland819's definitions

Hills

General backwoods, hill country where backwards, toothless hillbillys originate.

Jackie couldn't work the TV remote cause they don't have TV's back in the hills.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

hisself

Used in place of the word "himself" by non-educated, moronic, toothless wonders from the "hills" or the "hood". Usually heard in overabundance at NASCAR events.

Yup! He nearly pissed hisself, he was laughing so hard, yuk, yuk, yuk,..,

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Ime

A state of self-absorbtion or a self-absorbing person, usually of female persuasion; who cares, talks and writes about nothing else but herself. Usually starts conversations and emails with "I" and whose subjects solely revolve around the words "I" and "me". Thus, "I" + "me" = "Ime".

"Kathy is such am Ime when we try to decide what to do for the evening. If it isn't what she wants we don't do it".

Once again Tina's war and peace email screams Ime. Why can't she leave it be?

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

lab

Term used by smokers to describe a smoking location in a location that has banned smoking.

Rosie I'll meet you at the lab in five minutes. In the mean time pick up a pack and some matches.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

membroid

One who is a member of something but considered to be a cross between a member of the group and a hemorrhoid by other members and basically considered to be a pain in the ass.

Family gatherings are so much fun until my wife's membroid relatives show up.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

queen

The lesbian leader of a group of lesbians out on the town who gets serviced all night by the drone lesbians around her. Easily detected when she is carried on the shoulders of the drones every time the lesbian-nation anthem "What's Going On" by the 4 Non Blondes plays on the juke box.

That queen sure has an attentive group of drones.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Schaudenfreude

The act of gaining enjoyment from another person's misery.

Dude! Slow down, let me rubber neck that fatality car accident and catch me some Schaudenfreude.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006