roland819's definitions

Teh

A person that can't type and what non-typing motherfuckers repeatedly type in place of the word "the" while online chatting or online conversing.

John, you are teh most impotent thing in my life and I hope teh good times are never fogotten. {They usually can't type or spell anything else either}

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Hills

General backwoods, hill country where backwards, toothless hillbillys originate.

Jackie couldn't work the TV remote cause they don't have TV's back in the hills.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

monkey trap

1. A trap to capture various monkeys used around the world which consists of a staked container with a hole cut into it just wide enough for a monkey to stick it's empty hand into. The container is baited with something attractive to the monkey. Monkey reaches for bait and then will not release the bait and cannot pull it's hand out of the trap with bait in hand. It is then captured. 2. Any women's purse that is too small to contain everything the women wants to carry but is stuffed full nonetheless. When the women tries to pull something out of the purse she wrestles exhaustively yet will not pull the desired object out and she won't give up trying (empting the purse first makes too much sense). 3. Metaphor for greed.

1. That monkey really like it's banana's. It wouldn't let go of the banana I baited my monkey trap with now it's head adorns my library wall. Suhweet !! 2. Jenny's been trying to pull her cell phone out of her monkey trap for five minutes now. 3. The lure of collecting millions from the insurance settlement was my monkey trap leading to me to whack my business partner.

by Roland819 December 16, 2006

queen

The lesbian leader of a group of lesbians out on the town who gets serviced all night by the drone lesbians around her. Easily detected when she is carried on the shoulders of the drones every time the lesbian-nation anthem "What's Going On" by the 4 Non Blondes plays on the juke box.

That queen sure has an attentive group of drones.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

mole-ish

1. The appearance one has the morning after a night of hard drinking. 2. Any female attending (William and Mary).

1. Pete, you're mole-ish this morning. You should have laid off the hard stuff last night. 2. She's mole-ish. Yea, she attends William and Mary.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006