roger the fabricator's definitions

down to earth

a vague, meaningless expression that a wide variety of people use to express an undefinable positive quality in an other

For instance:
"Those two police officers were really down to earth, weren't they?"
"This ski lodge has down to earth feel to it, don't you think?"
"Rainbow is one of the most down to earth individuals I know."
"Say what you want about George Bush, but he's a down to earth kinda guy."
"The astronauts were the down to earth sort"
"REI and Eddie Bauer outlets have a down to earth feel to them."

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

going steady

the (generally mistaken) notion that a relationship is mutually agreeable

Elmer and Antoinette are going steady.

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

snack

that which is less than a full meal

Mmm, these Funyuns are a mighty tasty snack.

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004

donut robot

n., a person or machine that makes donuts efficiently

Jesus Christ Jason! Yer a friggin' donut robot!

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

homonymerific

adj., one of two or more last names (for dating couples) that have the same spelling but differ in meaning.

Tom Cruise is dating Penelope Cruz.

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.

"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

whoopie arena

n.,bed, bedroom or wherever you have sex.

This expression, so far as I know, was first used on "The Dating Game", the television game show.

"Gentlemen,
Last night in the whoopie arena, will your partner say there was more harmonizing, compromizing or agonizing?"

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004