roger the fabricator's definitions

going steady

the (generally mistaken) notion that a relationship is mutually agreeable

Elmer and Antoinette are going steady.

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

homonymerific

adj., one of two or more last names (for dating couples) that have the same spelling but differ in meaning.

Tom Cruise is dating Penelope Cruz.

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

tonsil paint

n., alcohol, lubrication

Jeb, let's paint the town red with some good ol' tonsil paint!

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

homeland security seagulls

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.

"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.

"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

whoopie arena

n.,bed, bedroom or wherever you have sex.

This expression, so far as I know, was first used on "The Dating Game", the television game show.

"Gentlemen,
Last night in the whoopie arena, will your partner say there was more harmonizing, compromizing or agonizing?"

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

expungepants

the act of accidentally shitting one's swimming trunks(or shorts), especially when it soaks through.

(a take-off of Spongebob Squarepants)

Kurt drank too much coffee and now he's gone all expungepants.

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004