34 definitions by roger the fabricator

expungepants

the act of accidentally shitting one's swimming trunks(or shorts), especially when it soaks through.

(a take-off of Spongebob Squarepants)

Kurt drank too much coffee and now he's gone all expungepants.

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

blasterfladderap

an exclamation of frustration used around children when you don't want to use the exclamation "oh,crap!"

Blasterfladderap! I burned the quiche!

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

wordsville

n., a library

Son, go git ya some larnin'. Get yr ass over ta wordsville.

by roger the fabricator February 20, 2004

veggie

n., a cutesy way of saying vegetable

"Star-eagle, be sure to eat all your veggies!"

by roger the fabricator February 6, 2004

snack

that which is less than a full meal

Mmm, these Funyuns are a mighty tasty snack.

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004

workerist

one who fetishes work. Oftentimes the workerist will either:
a. not work much or at all
b. be a workaholic

Crusty had a trust fund and didn't work. Helen worked at the steelmill for six cents a day. Joe is looking for work but must beg for food. Alan is a manager and yuppie. Whaat they all have in common is that they will all talk about how important it is to have a strong work ethic. They are workerists.

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

homonymerific

adj., one of two or more last names (for dating couples) that have the same spelling but differ in meaning.

Tom Cruise is dating Penelope Cruz.

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004