donut robot

n., a person or machine that makes donuts efficiently

Jesus Christ Jason! Yer a friggin' donut robot!

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

tonsil paint

n., alcohol, lubrication

Jeb, let's paint the town red with some good ol' tonsil paint!

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

homonymerific

adj., one of two or more last names (for dating couples) that have the same spelling but differ in meaning.

Tom Cruise is dating Penelope Cruz.

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

snack

that which is less than a full meal

Mmm, these Funyuns are a mighty tasty snack.

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004

homeland security seagulls

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.

"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

unfun

the evil opposite of fun. That which more approximates work, school, hell. The antithesis of a good time. Boring. Monotonous. Drudgery. Lifeless, limp, lame. No Fun.

Manufacturing widgets for Mr. Wanker's Widget factory is way unfun.

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

bonogomy

n., having only Bono or Sonny Bono as exclusive sexual partners

"I wish I was Cher when she was bonogomous"
"I don't believe in bonogomy"

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004