rock fan's definitions

slipknot

A shitty nu-metal band that slipped on a knot of fame and pop-culture and fell into the dumpster of mediocrity.

I can't believe the noise that Slipknot makes can be classified as music!

by rock fan May 21, 2003

Total Request Live

One of the crappier shows on MTV

See TRL

by rock fan February 18, 2003

MTV

Mucus Television

by rock fan February 17, 2003

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, untalented rapper and end up being a rich and famous shitty, untalented rapper.

by rock fan October 15, 2003

ashanti

She isn't even a musician to begin with. Proof that the music awards are rigged by teenyboppers.

Ashanti sucks!!!

by rock fan March 27, 2003

Road Rage

Taking your rage out on the road, especially on those motherfuckers who cut you off or tailgate you.

That guy CUT ME OFF!!! WHAT THE SHIT?!! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!! YOU AIN'T GETTIN' AWAY FROM ME, MOTHAFUCKA!!!

by rock fan February 24, 2003

Rock 'n' roll

The music that made it well worth living before the early 1990s.

Now, instead of rock 'n' roll, we have to endure the ear-bleeding likes of rap, pop, and techno.

by rock fan October 27, 2003