rock's definitions
by Rock September 16, 2004
Get the lickalotapusmug. the name of a chimp who has homosexual tendencies, also used as an adjective to describe the ferociousness of hard male oral sex.
by Rock March 31, 2005
Get the mercmug. luser /loo'zr/ n. common A user; esp. one who is also a loser. ( luser and loser are pronounced identically.) This word was coined around 1975 at MIT. Under ITS, when you first walked up to a terminal at MIT and typed Control-Z to get the computer's attention, it printed out some status information, including how many people were already using the computer; it might print "14 users", for example. Someone thought it would be a great joke to patch the system to print "14 losers" instead. There ensued a great controversy, as some of the users didn't particularly want to be called losers to their faces every time they used the computer. For a while several hackers struggled covertly, each changing the message behind the back of the others; any time you logged into the computer it was even money whether it would say "users" or "losers". Finally, someone tried the compromise "lusers", and it stuck. Later one of the ITS machines supported luser as a request-for-help command. ITS died the death in mid-1990, except as a museum piece; the usage lives on, however, and the term `luser' is often seen in program comments and on Usenet.
That guy is a luser
by ROCK November 20, 2003
Get the lusermug. by Rock March 15, 2005
Get the Paginamug. 
Get the Sausassmug. so you know when you're walking down the street and you sometimes are kinda like man i just had a good day...that's what happens when you think of klochkov because daamn what an awesome thing to be.
by rock December 16, 2004
Get the klochkovmug. A little Italian jerk in a zooped up Honda, wearing many gold chains and a backwards baseball cap..Like M.J.D.
by Rock April 15, 2003
Get the chootchmug.